After months of speculation that Il Capo, Donny T might have asked for help in eliminating his opposition Hillary "the hellion" Clinton from "Vlad the Impaler" Putin there appears to be truth to the rumors.  Vlad has denied everything, and maintains that his nickname is not warranted.  Unlike the historical Vlad, he prefers to slip his enemies a radioactive mickey.

The last five days have been interesting.  On Friday we were given word that the Feds were about to put a contract out on someone, we just didn’t know who.

On Monday we found that Paul “the Pimp” Manafort had been marked along with his underboss, Rick “gatemouth” Gates.  What we didn’t know was that George “Georgy the Greek”/”Coffee Boy” Papadopoulos had switched sides and ratted out Pauly the Pimp and possibly Il Capo di Tutti Capi, Donny “grab ‘em by the pussy” T.  Donny T has called Georgy the Greek a low level crew member who doesn’t know anything about the family business.  Meanwhile, Donny T is meeting with his consigliore at an undisclosed location.

Will Donny T try to whack Georgy the Greek?  The caporegime doesn’t like snitches. 

Paul the Pimp and Gatemouth Gates are under house arrest and making up stories to fight all of the charges filed by the Fed mouthpiece, Bob Mueller.

Despite multiple early morning tweets saying things like “DO SOMETHING” to the other crime families, there is no evidence that Mitch, “Turtle Neck” McConnell or Paul, “I’m In Love With Ayn Rand” Ryan intend to get involved in the war.

But, this is just Tuesday.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 1, 2017 at 2:45am

As much as I find Moki 'n Amy vapid bigots, I have never assumed that means I should not pick up Amy's Frozen Dinners at the grocer's , nor does it mean that I must disparage all pseudonyms whose last names reverse the first. 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 1, 2017 at 2:47am

       YUM.

Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 3:24am

`

the linguist asking

to be buried holding

`Rodney's Thesaurus'

`

Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 4:50am

`

old psychiatrist

inviting everyone to Amy's

for red curry linquini

`";

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Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 5:36am

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SQUARE AYE...
AKA
& NSA & FMI
&
RODNEY & RON
POWEELL &
RODNEY ROW
& TIME TO
VIEW
LOONEY TUNES
:`
, EAT LEFT OVER
LAST EVE TOOTSIE
ROLLS..
`;
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Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 6:04am

`

thanks...

SQUARE GONE

`

claustrophobic woman stuck

in a elevator

prays God will send a few food

plages to Capital Hell? Hill...

`:`

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