After months of speculation that Il Capo, Donny T might have asked for help in eliminating his opposition Hillary "the hellion" Clinton from "Vlad the Impaler" Putin there appears to be truth to the rumors. Vlad has denied everything, and maintains that his nickname is not warranted. Unlike the historical Vlad, he prefers to slip his enemies a radioactive mickey.
The last five days have been interesting. On Friday we were given word that the Feds were about to put a contract out on someone, we just didn’t know who.
On Monday we found that Paul “the Pimp” Manafort had been marked along with his underboss, Rick “gatemouth” Gates. What we didn’t know was that George “Georgy the Greek”/”Coffee Boy” Papadopoulos had switched sides and ratted out Pauly the Pimp and possibly Il Capo di Tutti Capi, Donny “grab ‘em by the pussy” T. Donny T has called Georgy the Greek a low level crew member who doesn’t know anything about the family business. Meanwhile, Donny T is meeting with his consigliore at an undisclosed location.
Will Donny T try to whack Georgy the Greek? The caporegime doesn’t like snitches.
Paul the Pimp and Gatemouth Gates are under house arrest and making up stories to fight all of the charges filed by the Fed mouthpiece, Bob Mueller.
Despite multiple early morning tweets saying things like “DO SOMETHING” to the other crime families, there is no evidence that Mitch, “Turtle Neck” McConnell or Paul, “I’m In Love With Ayn Rand” Ryan intend to get involved in the war.
But, this is just Tuesday.