I'm A Lesbian Because I Dip My Chicken McNuggets In Ketchup & Mayonnaise. Who Knew???

Eastern Europe apparently is a hotbed of LGBTQ related research these days.

For example, a graduate of Albanian University has published a paper that links homosexuality to an unhealthy diet.

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Rita Strakosha, who says she has an M.P.S. degree in Clinical Psychology published a 56-page research study that claims:

  • "Homosexuals"often eat large amounts of high glycemic index foods and fat, or eat an imbalanced diet, leaning toward carbohydrates.  ::waves my mayonnaise smeared knife at y'all::
  • Gay men, lesbian and bisexual women report a higher sugar-sweetened beverage consumption than straight men and women ::waves my extra-sweet latte at y'all::
  • Access to a high calorie diet and alcoholic drinks was limited to the social elite circles in the past. Homosexuality as well appears to have been more frequent among that group.  ::waves my JP Morgan Palladium Credit Card at y'all::

On the other hand, the paper ties homosexuality to fats, sugars and alcohol, claiming that cutting them out of your diet can “prevent the return of homosexual attractions”.  

It argues that following a healthy diet with no sugar and sleeping adequately will ‘cure’ homosexuality in an individual and prevent its return.  

In fact, if you follow her instructions, the author says the “sexual partner preference of the person [may move] toward the heterosexual end in the Kinsey scale”.

Who knew you could "cure" homosexuality with a salad and a nap!

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Of equal importance is the study out of the University of Nicosia that has "discovered" same-sex attraction in women developed because men get turned on by it!

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The study found that "34.3 percent of male respondents would prefer a partner who is attracted predominantly to members of the opposite-sex but occasionally of the same-sex [no doubt only the ones with fake tits, hooker makeup and big ass finger nails]”.

Lead researcher Menelaos Apostolou’s hypothesis also states that “A woman, driven by her sexual desires [sorry, dude...  my sexual desire don't have a valid drivers license...], may seek sexual contact outside of her long-term intimate relationship.  When this woman has sex with another woman she does not have sex with another man which translates into same-sex contact reducing the risk of cuckoldry.”

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Comment by koshersalaami on March 8, 2018 at 9:11pm

And that’s why students from all over the world go to Albania to study

Comment by Ron Powell on March 8, 2018 at 10:43pm

Who Knew That You Dip Your Chicken McNuggets In Ketchup & Mayonnaise  Because You're A Lesbian?

Certainly not I....

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on March 9, 2018 at 8:58am

It's so excellent when science is the exclusive purview of vicious bigots....

Comment by Boanerges on March 9, 2018 at 9:12am

Expect the "evidence" to become a degree course at some "Christian" college or other. Fecking bigots.

Comment by greenheron on March 10, 2018 at 6:15am


just saying that it doesn't affect your life one iota to click away when you encounter this crap. The internet shows us the full spectrum of both how horrible and how wonderful and how brilliant and how stupid humans can be. I never read comments at political sites. Never. I learned way back that it can ruin my day, understanding that the person behind me in the supermarket check out line could be thinking such awful things. No matter who you are, cranks somewhere will be judging and hating. Fuck them.

Comment by Mike Shields on March 10, 2018 at 11:58am

Here I am out busting my ass for a living when I could be producing total bullshit studies and getting paid good money for it. 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on March 10, 2018 at 12:06pm

Parts of Eastern Europe are also hotbeds of state and church sanctioned anti-lgbt pogroms these days.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 10, 2018 at 1:14pm

You know Mike, I think JW might be on to something for you.  The Ukraine is run by a bunch of gun toting Nazis so you'd probably fit right in and could write anti-LGBTQ studies to your hearts content!

Comment by Mike Shields on March 12, 2018 at 3:14pm

The Ukraine sounds pretty good, but I'm not anti-LGBTQRXTUVWXYZ. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 12, 2018 at 3:46pm

Sure are, Mikie!  Only a homophobic piece of shit would call it "LGBTQRXTUVWXYZ".  Time to own your own bigoted shit, there big guy.


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