Until now, I've held this secret. I was finally pulled out of the closet the other day, and my deepest darkest secret has been revealed.  I have an evil twin, and his name is Earl.  Earl is a rabid, meat eating, hard core, paleocon conservative, and he subscribes to every right wing blogworld he can stand.  Earl is not on my main email account.  He is on a totally different email account.

And there, to his heart's content he is on the lists of the National Review, American Conservative, Newsmax.  What's more, Earl is a regular member of the local Tea Party.  He is one bad hombre. 

So of course, he's been a lover of Donald Trump for some time, and that is the reason he eventually had his pants pulled down the other day, cybernetically.  Earl responded immediately to a call from the Trump organization.  They badly needed all of their followers to sign  a petition defending the president's immigration policy. And so of course, Earl didn't hesitate to do whatever he could to help the Trump agenda.

And here is where Earl must have suffered some kind of nervous breakdown. I can't possibly imagine what a stupid thing he did. And what he did was to fill in the information on his cyberpetition in the following manner:

NAME:  Elmer Fudd

EMAIL;  jpenny@harvard.edu

ZIP CODE; 90210

Now, if that isn't the most idiotic thing I've ever seen in my entire life! Team Trump was ever vigilant, and they spotted that phony signature from a mile away.  Being good little cybertechnicians, they froze that information and sent it back to the source where it came.  And when Earl came back to add new information about J. Edgar Hoover's support -- the damn email wouldn't let him enter that information.

I can imagine the paranoia generated by that incident at some lower level of the whole organization. I mean, after all these months, it's been revealed that there are sleeper agents who have been quietly monitoring all their signals. To which, I can only reply with the word, "Sad!"

Earl's suspicions about growing Tea Party paranoia were intensified when he pulled up the latest blurb from the county Tea Party.  It has been revealed that significant elements of the Republican Party have been committing treason.  Why? Because the arch one-worlder, George Soros has dared to give $2,000 and $3,000 donations to the likes of John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul, and John Kasich. The humanity of it all!  I am not making this up.

As old new lefty, I would take the paranoia to a higher level.  I would think that the lefty monitors of the rightwing nutjobs have all been reading their Gene Sharp, and they are acting in a zero hierarchy envitnment -- organizing to smash the state.

And that is only one of the reasons why the movement of the left has been more powerful and strong than any time perhaps in my entire history.

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 12, 2017 at 6:41am

So you have a Skippy

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 12, 2017 at 7:41am

Hmmm... if you say so, R&L.

Comment by marilyn sands on February 12, 2017 at 11:59am

Elmer Fudd is a friend of mine.

Old New Lefty, you are no Elmer Fudd! R&L

Comment by old new lefty on February 12, 2017 at 4:46pm

I forgot to mention that it is possible that we may actually approach an American Spring if trends continue.  The upwelling of protest is amazing!

Comment by nerd cred on February 12, 2017 at 7:45pm

I'm confused.

Comment by old new lefty on February 13, 2017 at 10:54am

Instilling a sense of  more paranoia into the  already paranoid right wing is a good tactic.  The left needs to pound the Trumpistas from all directions.  Keep hitting them from different uexpected angles.  And meanwhile, count on the left to continue its strength of mobilizing resistance.

Comment by koshersalaami on February 13, 2017 at 2:57pm

An American Spring works if we have someone to,replace these guys with and we probably do.


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