Until now, I've held this secret. I was finally pulled out of the closet the other day, and my deepest darkest secret has been revealed. I have an evil twin, and his name is Earl. Earl is a rabid, meat eating, hard core, paleocon conservative, and he subscribes to every right wing blogworld he can stand. Earl is not on my main email account. He is on a totally different email account.
And there, to his heart's content he is on the lists of the National Review, American Conservative, Newsmax. What's more, Earl is a regular member of the local Tea Party. He is one bad hombre.
So of course, he's been a lover of Donald Trump for some time, and that is the reason he eventually had his pants pulled down the other day, cybernetically. Earl responded immediately to a call from the Trump organization. They badly needed all of their followers to sign a petition defending the president's immigration policy. And so of course, Earl didn't hesitate to do whatever he could to help the Trump agenda.
And here is where Earl must have suffered some kind of nervous breakdown. I can't possibly imagine what a stupid thing he did. And what he did was to fill in the information on his cyberpetition in the following manner:
NAME: Elmer Fudd
ZIP CODE; 90210
Now, if that isn't the most idiotic thing I've ever seen in my entire life! Team Trump was ever vigilant, and they spotted that phony signature from a mile away. Being good little cybertechnicians, they froze that information and sent it back to the source where it came. And when Earl came back to add new information about J. Edgar Hoover's support -- the damn email wouldn't let him enter that information.
I can imagine the paranoia generated by that incident at some lower level of the whole organization. I mean, after all these months, it's been revealed that there are sleeper agents who have been quietly monitoring all their signals. To which, I can only reply with the word, "Sad!"
Earl's suspicions about growing Tea Party paranoia were intensified when he pulled up the latest blurb from the county Tea Party. It has been revealed that significant elements of the Republican Party have been committing treason. Why? Because the arch one-worlder, George Soros has dared to give $2,000 and $3,000 donations to the likes of John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul, and John Kasich. The humanity of it all! I am not making this up.
As old new lefty, I would take the paranoia to a higher level. I would think that the lefty monitors of the rightwing nutjobs have all been reading their Gene Sharp, and they are acting in a zero hierarchy envitnment -- organizing to smash the state.
And that is only one of the reasons why the movement of the left has been more powerful and strong than any time perhaps in my entire history.