Me to a TEE!!!! 

Thank you science for validating my offensive language skills, my propensity to stay up late and my inclination to clean every 6 months whether I need to or not.

Intelligent people use more curse words

"The result showed that people [including Amy] who could name the most swear words within a minute also tend to score higher on an IQ test. The study concludes that a rich vocabulary of swear words is a sign of rhetorical strength rather than the attempt to hide verbal deficits."

Intelligent people are night owls

"Scientific research has linked night owls with higher IQ scores for quite some time now. [Amy], President Obama, Charles Darwin, Winston Churchill, Keith Richards and Elvis Presley are all famous for nocturnal activities."

A messy environment and intelligence go hand in hand

"A study by the University of Minnesota suggests, that the messy desk of geniuses [like Amy] is actually linked to their intelligence.  Psychological scientist Kathleen Vohs stated: “Disorderly environments seem to inspire breaking free of tradition, which can produce fresh insights." ".

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The next time I leave a middle of the night comment telling you that your opinion is total fucking bullshit you'd best take note. 

Once you are done acknowledging my superior intellect, and offering your apologies, you can go back to organizing your desk drawers or whatever it is you neat-niks do!

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Comment by Ron Powell on September 12, 2018 at 3:41pm

You are not alone....

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 14, 2018 at 8:00am

Of could be that people who can rip off scores of related words in a minute, in any category, will score well on IQ tests...yet it is comforting to me that my tendency to use "fucking" as a go-to adjective rivals Ray and Abby Donovans'. 


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