6 am - on the Kitchen Front
"Mommy, that's not fair"!
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS
Jimmy, don't be a sore loser. Tommy got the last piece of bacon - try again in 7 years!
"What's in this Oatmeal"?
"Are you Gaslighting me"?
Pfft, we have Electric!
"Is Daddy our real Daddy"?
I can't comment on specifics!
I hardly slept with him - he's a Volunteer!
"You're never home, Mommy".
I'm helping America.
"You are? My teacher says you're an S.O..."
...that's why her 'Apple' numbers are in the tank!
"Something's wrong with this Toast".
That bread was purchased before the Expiration Date or during Obama years!
"Which is it"?
Who cares - get off the table or Nancy Pelosi will Babysit you again!
"Can I please, can I plea...ssse"?
The Clearances? The White House Personal Security Office is filled with Career Officials & they haven't gotten back to us ye...
"All I wanted was a Pop Tart"!
"I can't eat that - they're gooey & there's a shell in them".
The suggestion of that is absurd! Next complaint.
"Little Angie kissed me & then wiped it off"!
That's beyond my scope.
"Are your Pearls real"?
As real as Melania's Ti...Time for school kids - I'll take one last question.
"What's a Playboy Playmate"?
$150,000 down the Crapper!
See you at Bedtime, kids - bring your favorite books & please, no more Pinocchio!