"HUCKABEE KIDS WEAR WIRE @ BREAKFAST...Sarah Serves Up Wisecracks!

6 am - on the Kitchen Front

Suburban Virginia

"Mommy, that's not fair"!

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

Jimmy, don't be a sore loser.  Tommy got the last piece of bacon - try again in 7 years!

"What's in this Oatmeal"?

SARAH

Candy.

"Are you Gaslighting me"?

SARAH

Pfft, we have Electric!

"Is Daddy our real Daddy"?

SARAH

I can't comment on specifics!

"Why not"?

SARAH

I hardly slept with him - he's a Volunteer!

"You're never home, Mommy".

SARAH

I'm helping America.

"You are?  My teacher says you're an S.O..."

SARAH

...that's why her 'Apple' numbers are in the tank!

"Something's wrong with this Toast".

SARAH

That bread was purchased before the Expiration Date or during Obama years!

"Which is it"?

SARAH

Who cares - get off the table or Nancy Pelosi will Babysit you again!

"Can I please, can I plea...ssse"?

SARAH

The Clearances?  The White House Personal Security Office is filled with Career Officials & they haven't gotten back to us ye...

"All I wanted was a Pop Tart"!

"I can't eat that - they're gooey & there's a shell in them".

SARAH

The suggestion of that is absurd!  Next complaint.

"Little Angie kissed me & then wiped it off"!

SARAH

That's beyond my scope.

"Are your Pearls real"?

SARAH

As real as Melania's Ti...Time for school kids - I'll take one last question.

"What's a Playboy Playmate"?

SARAH

$150,000 down the Crapper!

SARAH

See you at Bedtime, kids - bring your favorite books & please, no more Pinocchio!

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Comment by marilyn sands on March 19, 2018 at 1:57pm

Thanks FoolishM!  She's got kids at home & a big kid at the White House - poor Sarah!

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