Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Forced to Resign: After a reportedly contentious meeting with President Trump, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen has been forced to resign amid her continual attempts to raise legal concerns over some of Donald Trump’s more severe impulses, specifically when his demands often clash with U.S. immigration laws and federal court orders.=
Well, apparently tearing little children away from their parents and locking them up in cages was not seen by this President as being tough enough on immigrants, and that means - goodbye Madam Secretary! So, it looks like it’s time for Secretary Nielsen to grab that Pomeranian puppy fur coat of hers and - get the hell out of Washington.
Not to worry though, with a resume like hers, she’ll have no trouble finding work. In fact, word has it she’s already lined up a gig running a new chain of day care centers for Syrian President Bashar Hafez al-Assad. Now, the only question remaining is who will be Putin's pick to replace Secretary Nielsen? After all, who runs US Homeland Security is a pretty important decision for the Kremlin.