Great Americans Have Ever Said: "...and Check Out the Sex Tape!" (Part I)

Mr Trump is hardly alone among great Americans, as you'll recall from your no doubt stellar grammar school educations, in pointing out what really matters.

"Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth, and check out  the sex tape."

   Abraham Lincoln

. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and check out the sex tape."

  Franklin Delano Roosevelt

. "Do not ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country, and check out the sex tape."

  John Fitzgerald Kennedy

. "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall, and check out the sex tape!"

  Ronald Reagan

. "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country, and check out the sex tape."

  Nathan hale

. "Give me liberty or give me death, and check out the sex tape!"

  Patrick Henry

 “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character, and check out the sex tape."

  The Reverend Dr Martin Luther King, Jr

Do one thing every day that scares you and check out the sex tape."

  Eleanor Roosevelt

. "Do you, Ambassador Zorin, deny that the USSR has placed and is placing medium - and intermediate - range missiles and sites in Cuba? Yes or no? Don't wait for the translation. Yes or no?  You are in the courtroom of world opinion. You have denied they exist, and I want to know if I understood you correctly. I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over, and check out the sex tape!"

  Adlai Stevenson

. "No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent, and check out the sex tape!"

  Susan B. Anthony

and...

.  "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice, and check out the sex tape."

    The Reverend Dr Martin Luther King, Jr

...and do not be concerned that this initial list is so short. I will do more research and share what I have found. 

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 30, 2016 at 6:11pm

Enjoy your weekend (and check out the sex tape).

Comment by Zanelle on September 30, 2016 at 7:17pm

Oh so funny.  I bet the sex tape website is gonna crash!  geez

Comment by nerd cred on September 30, 2016 at 7:21pm

Rachel Maddow has a piece tonight on a soft core porn movie Trump appears in so check out the sex tape.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 30, 2016 at 7:28pm

:)  :)  

Comment by JMac1949 Today on September 30, 2016 at 7:28pm

Soft core porn, little hands, Trump, it figures.  R&L  ;-D

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 30, 2016 at 7:30pm

I am sure some Great Texans have thus spoken as well.

Comment by koshersalaami on September 30, 2016 at 8:13pm

As it turns out, Playboy produced a film featuring nude women rubbing various substances on themselves. Elsewhere in that film there's an appearance by

Donald Trump

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 30, 2016 at 8:17pm

uhmhmm    he's just a Diverse Person

Comment by Zanelle on September 30, 2016 at 8:45pm

The pot calling the kettle black.   geez.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 30, 2016 at 8:48pm

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