Grab your Apocalypse Buckets, we are being attacked by ‘multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings’! OH NOES!!!!!

First of all, you've got to understand that Chief Fundie Nutjob & Couch Hider-Under-er Jimmy "Bob" Bakker has been busy selling his "Super, Duper, Floaty, Don't Starve During the Next Rapture" Buckets to all of his "fans".

NOW, you put that in conjunction with one of Jimmy B's guests, the "Internationally Recognized Prophecy Expert, Minister, Speaker and Author" Paul McGuire (which means there is probably a Wanted poster with his name on it up in Canada), who is SOOOOOOO worried that poor, poor Donald Trump is currently in  “the greatest spiritual battle in the history of all mankind.”...  against “advanced beings who possess supernatural multidimensional powers."

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(actual photo of one of these "alleged" evil advanced beings who possess supernatural multidimensional powers)


(a prophetic sign that I've been watching late night television again, if there ever was one!)

He went on, in his own radio show to state:

There are people very high up in what is called the globalist occult or globalist Luciferian rulership system, and this rulership system consists of what used to be called the Pharaoh-God Kings, it’s what Aldous Huxley called ‘The Scientific Dictatorship' and these are advanced beings who know how to tap into supernatural multidimensional power and integrate it with science, technology, and economics.  

The highest level of the pyramidic organizational structure in which the highest ranking officers, if you will, of the New World Order and Mystery Babylon are ruling the earth through an organizational structure that looks like the pyramid on the back of the U.S. dollar.

And they control the world because they understand that the true control of the world is done through supernatural mechanisms.”

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Now I like to have my economics integrated by supernatural multidimensional power as much as the next person, but gosh darn it, I will NOT tolerate them attacking, at least, until I can get the damn lid off my Apocalypse Bucket!

Trump needs to DO something about this and QUICK!!!!

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on May 24, 2018 at 6:43pm

BTW, no Apocalypse Buckets were killed or injured in the making of this post.  You are welcome because I know you were worried about that.

Comment by Boanerges on May 25, 2018 at 7:32am

They walk among us ... and every one of them has shares in companies that manufacture tinfoil.


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