Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel

Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel:  A bizarre sex-doll brothel named “Bordoll” has just opened in Germany, where patrons pay $101 per hour for a session and brothel management claims 70 percent of their patrons are repeat customers.  Good grief, sounds like even more jobs lost to robots.  On a positive note, if there’s a flood, these can probably also be used as a floatation device.  My only question is, does anyone know what the manufacturer’s recommended PSI for these dolls happens to be?

 

Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel

Mice With Human Brains Created in New Study:  Scientists have succeeded in implanting human brain cells into mice pups, which resulted in the animals growing a brain that was both human and rodent which researchers hope may one-day help them better understand how the human brain develops as well as provide replacement parts.  Despite having human brains, the mice were still apparently unable to speak and remained mute.  Finally, after trying numerous times, frustrated researchers decided to ask - “what’s the matter - cat got your tongue? 

Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel

Mattel CEO to Step Down After 14 Months:  Toy giant Mattel Inc. announced that CEO Margo Georgiadis has informed the board she will be stepping down to pursue a new opportunity in the technology sector.  At first, the board didn’t take her resignation seriously, until she finally had to ask them, “what’s it gonna take for you guys to realize I’m not toying around here?”

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Comment by Johnny Robish on April 19, 2018 at 8:01pm

Much thanks to Jonathan for sending over this story to me.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on April 20, 2018 at 7:56am

So pleased you got it. 

You have the ph #s of these robots?

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 20, 2018 at 9:11am

Sorry, I had the numbers, but turned them over to the Mueller investigation.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on April 20, 2018 at 9:59am
  • :)
Comment by J.P. Hart on April 20, 2018 at 1:24pm

CEO Margo Georgiadis sure looks easy to get along with.
Whatever happened?
O those inflatables,
Johnny, do they take a lotta wind?

Comment by Mike Shields on April 20, 2018 at 6:51pm

So, "Cleaning dick snot out of sex doll coochie" is now a job title. We're doomed as a society.

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 20, 2018 at 6:52pm

Thanks guys!

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