'One day the baboon grew jealous of all the attention the ewe was getting by going lost for a few days, having all the news channels wallowing in every detail of the story to produce a lugubrious somewhat stomach-turning account of events.
The ewe was a well know attention seeker from grade school, when she would lay helpless in the meadow too overwrought to do her reading and writing, so a sister ewe stepped in to help her, sometimes guiding her hand on her tablet.
The baboon was a well thought of philosopher poet type character, a very cool mysterious low key type with different aspects to show that are not often shown i n situations that are related in print..though in cinema, with images flashing unaccountably through main consciousness, he would do well.
He came up with a plan: do an Oliver Stone type biography of ridicule on the ewe, showing her as she was and is, like Oliver showed us the real LBJ Nixon and Bush.
He bought an inconpicuous camera and knocked on the ewe's door. She had just been delivered home by 5 police guards , safe and sound, to be interviewed a few hours. She would come out to see him when she was done with the NY Times.
The baboon waits.