Florida Man Shoplifts From Kmart Days After Buying Private Island

Florida Man Shoplifts From Kmart Days After Buying Private Island:  A Florida man was arrested for stealing nearly $300 worth of household goods - including a $150  Keurig coffee machine - from Kmart, all this just days after he purchased an $8 million private island off Key West.  

Now come on, stealing from a Kmart?  Why, that’s just one step up from robbing a convenience store.  Let’s face it, this heist isn’t exactly on the caliber of “The Thomas Crown Affair.”  I mean, you just can’t go around stealing $300 from a Kmart store - that’s their yearly profit margin!

Now, in his defense, maybe the poor guy had to make a hard choice - the island or the coffee maker?  I’ll be the first admit, I’d have to think that one over a bit myself.  But all of that aside, I think the real headline here should have been "Man Discovers A Kmart That’s Still Open.”

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Comment by koshersalaami on April 9, 2019 at 8:32pm

Not open for long if people steal from it

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 9, 2019 at 9:18pm

Yes sir!

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