Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown: Boston-based Fidelity Investments reportedly ousted two employees this month as part of a crackdown on sexual harassment at the mutual-fund giant. Insiders say the sexual tension within the company has become so all-pervasive, they may soon be forced to rename the company “In-Fidelity.”
German Zoo Hopes to Cure Panda’s Odd Walking with Sex: Zookeepers at Berlin’s main animal park are hoping to cure a young female panda’s habit of walking backwards by introducing her to one of life’s great pleasures - sex. Good grief, makes you wonder who the hell’s running that zoo - Harvey Weinstein?
DBV Technologies Peanut Allergy Drug Fails Key Study: French drug developer DBV Technologies said its peanut allergy treatment did not meet the main goal in a highly anticipated late-stage study, causing its US-listed stocks to plunge 60.5 percent. Angry investors were heard complaining “I must have been nuts to invest in a company like this.” Others noted that the stock fell so low, you could pick up shares for mere peanuts - that is, assuming you’re not allergic.