Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden

Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden:  An eight-year-old girl is jokingly being hailed as a “future queen,” after she pulled a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake while swimming in central Sweden.  

Wow, what a spectacular find!  Sounds like I’m gonna to have to step up my game a bit.  I mean, about the most interesting thing I’ve ever found was a used condom in a Target bathroom.  And for some odd reason, anthropologists don’t seem to have much interest in that type of artifact.  

But anyway, nice job kid - a couple of more swords, and Sweden might actually have themselves a viable military.  Of course, had it been Trump who had found the sword, he’d already be hailing himself as the new King Arthur.

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Comment by moki ikom on October 6, 2018 at 12:59am

really!! 

Trump !

The Don of dons, the King of Con

Comment by moki ikom on October 6, 2018 at 1:12am

re: the sword,, some drunken warrior and crew's misfortune,,  fortunately a slew of lives not forsaken.

Comment by J.P. Hart on October 6, 2018 at 8:49am

My hope 

that child

cures

young beauty 

well on her 

way

sing what

must

Joan of 

alas

I squint

I stumble

two words? 

I love

?seek a third?

!U!
JPH
(Sam, Sam ICAN YAM)
Comment by Johnny Robish on October 6, 2018 at 1:05pm

Thanks guys!

Comment by J.P. Hart on October 6, 2018 at 10:45pm

'...being hailed as a “future queen"...' or at the very least maybe a lifetime appointment to the board of directors for Swiss Army Knives.

and who was it? Fritz Perls (father of 'Gestalt Therapy') who coined the adage, '...we lose things because we are thrilled to find things...'

just don't ask me to spell tetanus

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