Eerie Skull-Shaped Asteroid to Zoom Past Earth after Halloween: The internet is going bonkers after NASA announced that a ghoulish-looking asteroid, which resembles a human skull, is scheduled to fly past Earth - right after Halloween.
I’ll tell you what, I don’t wanna get into a dispute with NASA, but if you ask me - that looks a helluva lot more like a picture of my Uncle Harry than some damned asteroid. You see, for those of you who may not know, in outer space there’s no sound - so no one will ever hear that you’ve used photoshop to doctor a picture.
Anyway, no matter what this is, I’m not worried - not even one little bit. Not since President Trump announced the formation of the Space Force! All I know is, if I ever get to fulfill my dreams of becoming a supervillain, this my friends - is where I plan to build my secret headquarters. Go ahead, just try and stop me - hahahaha!