The Gospel of Geek

Let me sum it up for you:
"God" = "The Cloud"/Internet/ Collective sub/un conscious
"Holy Spirit"= "Free WiFi"
"Christ"= "Your "net" access to  "The cloud" via any number of freely available (some more expensive than others) media.

Your task: Tell me how that works out.

 

as translated from the original Geek by nERD tHE hAXTOR

 

<span> &lt;A HREF="<a href="http://oascentral.salon.com/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads">http://oascentral.salon.com/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads</a>/<a href="http://www.salonmagazine.com/open/large.html">www.salonmagazine.com/open/large.html</a>/@Right"&gt; &lt;IMG SRC="<a href="http://oascentral.salon.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_nx.ads">http://oascentral.salon.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_nx.ads</a>... href="http://www.salonmagazine.com/open/large.html">www.salonmagazine.com/open/large.html</a>/@Right"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; </span>

Comments

I'm looking for the resurrection angle here.

And you have to hear this from the Jewish Guy?
hE WAS TESTING THE RECEPTION BEFORE TURNING IT OVER TO HIS MERRY BAND OF cABLE gUYS TO GET EVERONE HOOKED UP. hE'S GONE BACK TO THE sERVER TO INSURE THE DOWNLINK FROM THE "cLOUD"

nERD

And of course he was Jewish, all geeks are Jewish, aren't they? (All the really smart ones anyway )and of course, Christ now appears in full HD color to anyone who wishes to speak with him Of course you have to have the proper equipment, which everyone does, but it also has to be properly hooked up, which everyone's isn't. (Come to my church this Easter and we'll hook you up.) and of course, some equipment that is properly "hooked up" isn't properly "Tuned" Come in and we'll get you "attuned", "atoned" and "At One" Satisfaction guaranteed and your sins cheerfully forgiven.

(sometimes I get carried away with the rapture and start talking in tongues ------- and Gladly, the cross-eyed bear, has to translate- which is what a translator is in Latin, it translates literally as "To have carried ( Latus) across (trans)----anyway......I digress (step away ) from the microphone..........
Bob (to cut through the screen name maize (sp?*), my reaction to your above comment on reading it just now was to remember what I nice conservative (but neither Methodist nor NRA) years ago friend used to say to me if I "got like that". [She called me by a name I have long and loud proclaimed nobody calls me except the Internal Revenue Service though my (now long deceased) mother used to if she was scolding me.]

"Martha", she would say, "you're d r i ff t ..i...n.g......,"? ;-) Much enjoyed!! [(*) Which is the way to spell that thing that's designed to make it hard for you to find your way through it and which the way to spell the name of those odd yellow things called "ears" that grow on "stalks"? See, two can play this game though you got off to a much loftier, more erudite! start. ;-)]
For "I" please read "a". [I have a very egotistical computer keyboard :-(]

Views: 46

Comment

You need to be a member of Our Salon to add comments!

Join Our Salon

NEW BLOG POSTS

A Commitment to Excellence

Posted by Robert B. James on April 24, 2019 at 8:19am 2 Comments

10 More Great TV Series

Posted by John Manchester on April 23, 2019 at 10:08am 4 Comments

Notes From Earth Day

Posted by Robert B. James on April 23, 2019 at 7:36am 2 Comments

Earth Day

Posted by Anna Herrington on April 22, 2019 at 10:30am 8 Comments

The Big One

Posted by Robert B. James on April 22, 2019 at 7:26am 0 Comments

© 2019   Created by lorianne.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service