Duke University Rules Student Porn Star Broke No Rules

Duke University Rules Student Porn Star Broke No Rules:  Duke University has ruled that a student who revealed she works as a porn actress in order to pay her fees has broken no rules.  Good decision - because when you think about it, what’s the difference whether you’re working at Walmart or doing porn to pay your tuition?  Either way - you’re still getting screwed! 

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UPS Driver Has Sex With Hooker in His Truck Who Posts Online:  A UPS driver who decided to spend his lunch break having sex with a prostitute in the back of his delivery truck will probably regret his decision after the hooker took pics with her cellphone and posted them online.  In his defense, the driver claimed he was just delivering his package.  After all, the UPS slogan is “remember to ask what brown can do for you.”  Talk about the postman cometh. 

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Study Finds More Americans Using Marijuana:  A new study found that more Americans than ever are using marijuana.  Can’t say that I blame them.  After all, marijuana has a lot of health benefits - both physical and psychological.  Hell, I credit marijuana with helping me finally overcome my Doritos phobia.

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Comment by alsoknownas on August 7, 2018 at 6:37am

"Doritos phobia".

Ha!

Stealing that one.

Comment by Ron Powell on August 7, 2018 at 4:25pm

 "Duke University has ruled that a student who revealed she works as a porn actress in order to pay her fees has broken no rules."

Better that she pays than seek financial assistance of some kind...

Cash is, after all, cash...

Duke's message is: "We don't care how you get it, or where it comes from....Just get it and make the payments on time.."

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 7, 2018 at 4:36pm

Hee - thanks guys!

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