Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post:  President Trump left many of his 31 million Twitter followers confused and slightly concerned after an early morning tweet that simply said “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”  Now I have no idea what the hell covfefe is, but I do know that if it lasts over 4 hours, I’m calling my doctor.

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New Research Outlines Aneurysm Risks:  New research has found that in people who may have a brain aneurysm - drinking coffee, having sex or even getting angry significantly increases the risk of the aneurysm rupturing.  Wait a minute, you’re telling me those poor souls have to give up both coffee and sex - and then to add insult to injury, they can’t even get angry about it? 

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Tennis Great Margaret Court Claims Tennis is Full of Lesbians:  During a recent interview on Vision Christian Radio, former tennis great Margaret Court complained about gay marriage and transgender children being the work of the devil, then added that “tennis is full of lesbians.”  While I have no idea whether or not tennis is full of lesbians, I do have a pretty good idea what Margaret Court is full of.

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 31, 2017 at 10:27pm

Great last line

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 31, 2017 at 10:42pm

Thanks my friend.

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