DONALD JR. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish FATHER! Satirically Yours...

Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment,

What were you thinking?  You call yourself a Drumpf?

Didn't you get the Memo - we don't even like Russian Dressing!

Frankly, your lying is lousy - don't you remember Time-Out?

I mean before you lawyered-up!

I don't even know if you're really mine - our milkman had your eyes - so Eric is now #1 Son - Tiffany stays in place!

And, not only have I stripped you of Junior - your name is now Steve!

Sue me!

I'm not distancing myself - I'm disowning you for telling the truth.  How many times have I told you - a lie will set you free!

I have to let you go - how would it look?  Consider yourself a-relative-once-removed & turn in your wallet, gold watch & the first 4 ingredients of our secret recipe for Chocolate Cake!

I brought you into this world & the FBI can take you out!  Don't worry - you look good in stripes!

Me?  I'm in the clear - I wasn't aware of anything in my administration! 

I told you I was smart!

Pfft!  I didn't even know it was Priebus who was the leaker! 

See, that proves it!

But, you may be my downfall & where will I end up in the History Books - an asterisk? 

Darn Spellcheckers!

I wanted you to be my 'John Quincy' - but it ends with me & I'll just become another locker room joke. 

You broke my heart, Fredo - I mean Steve!

You're fired!

DAD

P.S.  Thanks - I'll be looking out for 'Little Vlad' from FedEx! 

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Comment by koshersalaami on July 28, 2017 at 3:58am

He'll get more than an asterisk

Comment by JMac1949 Today on July 28, 2017 at 6:49am

With any luck, Junior will be doing time in some Federal country club in Dry Tortuga.  R&L

Comment by Ron Powell on July 28, 2017 at 6:54am

Comment by marilyn sands on July 28, 2017 at 10:45am

Thanks Kosh!  If they let me - I volunteer to write his legacy in the History Books!

Comment by marilyn sands on July 28, 2017 at 10:47am

Thanks Terry!  Yes, they have a Trumpcare malady called "Blind Eye"!

Comment by marilyn sands on July 28, 2017 at 10:53am

ha ha jmac!  Is that anything like Dry Martini?  I thought guys like to watch women fight - but it looks like Trump gets turned on when the men in his cabinet go at it!  Geez!

Comment by marilyn sands on July 28, 2017 at 10:56am

Thanks Ron - I love the previous scene in "Godfather" even better - where Sonny's actually doing it!  What a great movie.

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