Doctors Say Disease Lurks in Wind Instruments: The LA Times reports that doctors are cautioning musicians to be sure to frequently clean their wind instruments in order to prevent the growth of a a dangerous fungus which is responsible for a possibly fatal illness known as “bagpipe lung.” Those familiar with the dreaded “bagpipe lung” say they’re not quite sure why, but for some reason, the disease also appears to make men want to dress themselves up in the silliest, little plaid skirts.
Trump to Meet With Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto: Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump scheduled a last-minute meeting with Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto in Mexico City, just hours before he is scheduled to deliver a major address on immigration. Trump can go there if he wants, but I don’t think there’s even a chance Mexico will grant him political asylum.
MRI Scans Show Dogs Likely Understand Our Words: According to researchers, new findings using MRI scans indicate that dogs are more like humans than was previously known, in that they understand our words and process language using the same regions of the brain as people. Guess they had to use an MRI, because what self-respecting dog is gonna submit to a CAT scan?