(do idiots dream of fire and fury?) fire and fury and the most fabulous covfefe!!

my advice: go eat a box of really good chocolates and have wild sex with whoever you want.  the world may be fucked.

frankly, I figure if he REALLY gets crazy and itchyfingered, "his generals" will stuff a sock in his mouth and the mouths of his spawn, and throw the entire creepy batch of them in a bag and hustle them the hell off the island of america = maybe to guam, god help those poor bastards.  

do any of us need this?  

did you notice he issued his "threat" with his bestest streetwise trash talk 

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States......" 

truly a fucking moron. 

melania looked like a hostage, my guess is, she can't wait to divorce this crazy shit.

I'm taking my husband to bed.  this is not our designated phase of the moon but dire circumstances require exceptions be made.

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Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 1:20pm

According to that mayo slathering pervert, she has enough stock in wiggly buzzing apparatuses that she could open her own toy store and still have enough left over to keep a large convent happy. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 1:23pm

Kosh youre a decent man so ill respectfully take your word for your intent. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 11, 2017 at 1:38pm

Monkey, I’m wondering, should we start a Gofundme page to get Amy a nicer vibrator?  

YES!!!!  I have a steamer trunk full of toys, but I'm always open for more!

J/K!  I'm good.  LOL

I have my original wired OhMiBod...

My favorite Freestyle G spot OhMiBod...

and my newest wireless Freestyle W(ascally) Rabbit OhMiBod (Which I recently named Saguaro)

BTW, have I told you that I LOVE OhMiBod?  LOLOLOL

http://www.ohmibod.com/

They are the folks that created the first iPod music driven vibrators and I think the government should scrape the mugs of all them ugly ass old men off of Mt. Rushmore and put them up there instead.

Comment by koshersalaami on August 11, 2017 at 1:41pm

Arthur got it into his head that I was physically interfering with his computer's interface to the site. Something about squares. It went on for months. That and I eventually figured out that he was trying to tell me he hated that I blogged political. I think. And that I had some sort of nefarious ties to the intelligence community. All of which really upset him. I could never get it straight because I could never get answers in English. On certain topics, when you got to his experiences, he was a pleasure to talk to. He'd get way less cryptic. His wartime experiences include a buddy of his getting the Congressional Medal of Honor for saving his life. The buddy survived - Arthur sent me to a video interview with the guy. I don't remember his name. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 11, 2017 at 1:48pm

According to that mayo slathering pervert...

::Wonders to self on how well mayo would work as an edible lube... then gives Monkey my best Harley Quinn-ish come hither wink::

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Comment by greenheron on August 11, 2017 at 1:58pm

Okay then my question would be why you cellophane packing taped my toothbrush to a ten dollar drugstore vibrator?! Because I was kinda feeling sorry for you and your nether bits. Ask me how I know it was a ten dollar drugstore vibrator (mine was pink).  

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 11, 2017 at 2:32pm

Okay, I admit it!  I'm a vib snob!  I treat my coochie like Big Don thinks he gets treated by the doorman at the Trump Tower.  Only the very best gets to enter!!!!  

Okay, here's MY sex toy story...  LOL

One year for my birthday Suzy organized this big ass dinner party (she was a fabulous chef) and she invited a bunch of our more "refined" friends and several of my clients.  She set the table with her finest china and crystal and for center pieces she used vases filled with these interesting glass fruits and vegetable shapes on them, sort of like this: 

Gläs Glass Naturals Chilli Pepper Dildo

I wasn't really paying attention until someone complemented her on the beautiful and unusual table decorations...  that's when I realized what they really were!  She had vases full of freakin glass dildos on the table!  I must have gone pale or something because Suzy cracked the fuck up, wiggled her eyebrows and said, "Happy Birthday, Baby!" LOLOLOL

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 3:21pm

you ARE a little monster!  Anything that keeps you out of trouble (more or less) is a good thing for cooch, god and country!

Very interesting collection - lots of variety!  me? I don't have a need for all the hardware.  If necessary, I go simple and effective when the situation warrants.  and with that I'll shut my pie hole and go eat dinner.

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