(do idiots dream of fire and fury?) fire and fury and the most fabulous covfefe!!

my advice: go eat a box of really good chocolates and have wild sex with whoever you want.  the world may be fucked.

frankly, I figure if he REALLY gets crazy and itchyfingered, "his generals" will stuff a sock in his mouth and the mouths of his spawn, and throw the entire creepy batch of them in a bag and hustle them the hell off the island of america = maybe to guam, god help those poor bastards.  

do any of us need this?  

did you notice he issued his "threat" with his bestest streetwise trash talk 

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States......" 

truly a fucking moron. 

melania looked like a hostage, my guess is, she can't wait to divorce this crazy shit.

I'm taking my husband to bed.  this is not our designated phase of the moon but dire circumstances require exceptions be made.

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2017 at 5:21pm

I've decided that I'm going to write a comprehensive post on vibrators.  If I get vaporized I want that to be the last thing my mind is considering prior to zero hour.

I'm open to collaboration, btw.   I have a rather large collection *ahem*, but the subject is so diverse that additional input would be welcome.

Comment by Rosigami on August 8, 2017 at 5:21pm

(blanching)

ohhh BLP .......come thither, sir

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 5:22pm

of course it's his only "option" but no one's buying it.  NO ONE.  his advisors are talking it down and I am willing to bet hard cash no one's going to LET him get anywhere near anything except his stupid fucking phone.

speaking of pudding - didn't you have some man making testosterone noises and banging on his chest in your direction?  since time may be short, might you avail yourself of some deliciousness?

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 5:29pm

This post is about the love.

Sigh

Re vibrators - ive always kept it simple.

It vibrates -> I'm happy. 

Comment by greenheron on August 8, 2017 at 5:40pm

Hah! I'll participate in the great vibrator postathon!

Ah Monk. Short story: very nice fellow. Turned out he was separated and going through a divorce. Talked and talked and talked about Barbara, the outgoing wife, all the many bad things she does/did. Commenting on Barbara's badness wasn't a conversational topic I enjoyed, and certainly wasn't very romantic. End of story is that I have not seen him in two weeks. Perhaps in light of possible nuclear winter, he is back with Barbara as we speak. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 5:47pm

All that chest bumping and he wanted to talk about another woman? 

With you and your wicked sneaks and all your fabulous hair? 

What a putz! 

Comment by alsoknownas on August 8, 2017 at 5:57pm

West Coast. Born here.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 6:10pm

may you live long and prosper. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2017 at 6:36pm

I'm hard at work *ahem* on my vib post, but I wanted to share (I LOVE this video.  She is SOOOOOO hot! LOL)

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 7:19pm

amy my pet, youre such a total slut, you make a woman proud!

Time may be short, get back to your...uuhh.....work!!

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