(do idiots dream of fire and fury?) fire and fury and the most fabulous covfefe!!

my advice: go eat a box of really good chocolates and have wild sex with whoever you want.  the world may be fucked.

frankly, I figure if he REALLY gets crazy and itchyfingered, "his generals" will stuff a sock in his mouth and the mouths of his spawn, and throw the entire creepy batch of them in a bag and hustle them the hell off the island of america = maybe to guam, god help those poor bastards.  

do any of us need this?  

did you notice he issued his "threat" with his bestest streetwise trash talk 

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States......" 

truly a fucking moron. 

melania looked like a hostage, my guess is, she can't wait to divorce this crazy shit.

I'm taking my husband to bed.  this is not our designated phase of the moon but dire circumstances require exceptions be made.

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Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 4:44pm

have you noticed that he pronounces china like va-GINA.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 4:47pm

and everyone - like mccain - is not so subtley minimizing what he said, the subtext being "world, please ignore the moron over there with the stupid hair and the tiny hands". 

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2017 at 4:53pm

You hetero bitches got it made.  I'm still trying to talk my OhMiBod into taking out the trash so screw your "designated days" stuff!

BTW, when I first read that "fire and fury like the world has never seen!" quote I thought it was Korea's crazy as fuckall, wannabe dictator spouting off and then realized it was our crazy as fuckall, wannabe dictator spouting off.  

Now compare that to Berniecrat, Friend of Jill smart as fuckall, oughtabe President Nina Turner's recent quote: “Any Democrat worth their salt that doesn’t unequivocally say Medicare-for-all is the way to go? To me, there’s something wrong with them.  We’re not going to accept no more hemming and hawing. No more game playing. Make your stand.”

Seems to me if you are going to "Make your stand" do it where it is needed and quite acting like a drunk frat boy thumping his chest at another drunk frat boy, especially when you need launch codes (which hopefully the guy with the suitcase won't give you) and he doesn't.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2017 at 4:56pm

Greenheron, you just scared the hell out of me with that graph.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 4:57pm

bird, I've been avoiding doing a pol post because he makes me sick and I don't care about making predictions and analysis of the asshole.  I really can't stand him.  (I'm in such a nice place - headwise - right now).  

but I may have to sink into the shit and THINK about this idiot and analyze this.  

frankly, if he doesn't do something to anhiliate all of us in the next day or so, I might do one because things are looking better.  the great unwashed are waking from the centerfold dream trumpikins to see the real thing that's taken up residence in the people's "dump".  

but I'm trying to avoid it.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 5:01pm

amy my pet, our designated days are sacred!

he's scared, but I happen to believe he's no different from any other rich asshole he thinks he shouldn't die because he's too rich to die.  he certainly was not half as scared as everyone sitting at that table listening to him spout off.  did you see the expression on his wife's face?  and I couldn't see the mannequin son in law except from behind, but he looked frozen to the back of his chair (more than usual). 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 8, 2017 at 5:06pm

no one is believing this bird, THAT"S the difference. 

bush had a decent start as president.  the country took a wait and see, the economy was still okay, and when 9-11 happened, we supported him because - what else could you do but come together as a country?

this guy is an idiot.  his numbers are tanking, the worst are his believability numbers...something like only 20something % believe ANYthing coming from the white house.  

so this isn't going to help.  I think all it will do is press americans to DEMAND that congress relieve him of duty.  he is not competent.  and his incompetence - at this time - is dangerous.  people are scared of HIM.

Comment by greenheron on August 8, 2017 at 5:14pm

It's his only option. Wag the Jong.

Congress won't let him fire Mueller. He's guilty as sin of a multitude of criminal actions that are definitely being uncovered and are perhaps worse than anyone ever thought. No one will indict a President when the country is at war. He'd do it, to save his lumpy blobbo ass. My little house has no basement, so I guess it's vaporization for me. That's okay. I'd prefer that anyway.

Monk, I thought you were going to go enjoy some, as tr ig used to say, shaky pudding. Is the pudding sitting there wondering where you are?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2017 at 5:21pm

I've decided that I'm going to write a comprehensive post on vibrators.  If I get vaporized I want that to be the last thing my mind is considering prior to zero hour.

I'm open to collaboration, btw.   I have a rather large collection *ahem*, but the subject is so diverse that additional input would be welcome.


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