DISTRACTION 101: "Wag the Pussy"! Top 10

Besides low Poll ratings, no Health Care Bill & the red-hot Russia Probe up his butt - here's the Top 10 reasons Trump was in a funky mood right before firing those missiles:

10.  Jared Kushner called in sick - will do Middle East Treaty from home!

9.  The Cleaners melted the medals off his pajamas!

8.  Trump wanted to launch 60 Tomahawk Missiles - they only had 59!

I hate when that happens - don't you?

7.  His Valentine's Box of chocolates to Putin came back "Return to Sender"!

6.  Devin Nunes didn't show up for their usual 5 am breakfast briefing meeting!

5.  His regular order of 15 Pc. bucket of KFC was only 14!

4.  Paul Ryan brought in his revised Health Care Bill with a handful of Roots & Berries & an Acupuncturist!

3.   Had to ask his Fish Monger what a War Monger meant!

2.  Ivanka came in wearing Earmuffs!

And, the #1 reason Donald Trump was in a fighting mood...

The night before he had trouble with his manly parts...

...his neck tie was in the way!

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Comment by Terry McKenna on April 19, 2017 at 8:18am

Just a brief review of a game changing presidency.  The new game is hooks and ladders, a family game for all ages.  

Comment by JMac1949 Today on April 19, 2017 at 9:47am

R&L, where's David Letterman when we need him?

Comment by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 10:40am

Thanks Terry - did you mean "Crooks & Ladders"?

Comment by Terry McKenna on April 19, 2017 at 10:45am

touche'

Comment by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 10:50am

Thanks jmac!  Talking about his "Chocolate Cake" is my favorite!

Comment by moki ikom on April 19, 2017 at 11:01am

marilyn, HILLARIOusL!ES

a friend ours, kosh has i believe at least 10-20 and i think before our hundred days of being a rump to the trumps runs out we could come up with 21-499 before robbish makes it to 501. 

Comment by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 12:56pm

Thanks moki!  And, on the 100th day - he rested"!

Comment by Ron Powell on April 19, 2017 at 1:56pm

Evidently his thing isn't of sufficient size to cause him to pee on his tie.

Comment by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 3:59pm

hee hee, Ron!  Only a few hundred women know!  What am I talkin' about - thousands!

Comment by Sheila Reep on April 19, 2017 at 9:24pm

Very funny!

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