While I love One Sentence Political Post Wednesday as much as the next girl - I mean, what's not to love about it, right? - and I tip my shoplifted vintage jet tiara to Lorianne for the stellar work she does around here herding cats and their associated mustelidae, sometimes this place feels a little...

Anyway, I was thinking it might be fun if we brought a hallowed though slightly icky OS tradition to the occasionally overly-serious and far too rarely besmirched pages of Our Salon. In these disturbing and soon to be post-apocalyptic times it seems to me that a little escapism, or at least a reach around, might not be a bad thing, so, without further ado, let the smirching begin. 

what, misogyny?

fuck me, feed me, mother me

then shut up, says he

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 12:21pm
Comment by Drew-Silla on February 19, 2017 at 12:42pm

Y, U... you... ewe

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on February 19, 2017 at 12:50pm

excellent    i wonder how it reads, to you, w.o the first comma

Comment by Drew-Silla on February 19, 2017 at 12:58pm

Thank you, Mr. Wolfman. Without the first comma it reads, to me, as if you had written it. Speaking of which, have you written your erotic haiku yet? The winner receives a faux jet tiara, Amy's tarp and a free visit to the clinic. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 1:03pm

  Comment by tr ig 57 minutes ago

pensive in back seat

I brake her down like double

barrel shotgun meow

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 1:04pm

Comment by JMac1949 Today 2 hours ago

I cannot recall

The details of lust and heat

Too much time has passed.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 1:06pm

Comment by Phyllis 2 hours ago

A yawn, a stretch, sigh

Legs entwined in space and time

The explosion flamed

 

Hot explosions rise

Screams ring through the nighttime sky

Sweat drips to the floor.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on February 19, 2017 at 1:08pm

W.O the comma, line one can read as standard male denial

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 1:08pm

Comment by Anna Herrington 3 hours ago

Sleepy Sunday morn

Son's walk:  herd of elephants

Guess it's time for tea.

(Oh. Should be dirty?

I don't think dirty haiku

would be my forte.)

Comment by Anna Herrington 3 hours ago

Reading early poem

Thinking, yeah, I suck at this

Time for second tea.

(Morning, Amy!)

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 19, 2017 at 1:10pm

I personally love this one...  LOL

My tastes are... different.

"Maybe you'd like to show me?"

Sure. Go grab a tarp.

P.S.  Sheesh!  Happy now?  

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