"DINNER FOR 2 @ The White House - but Who Ordered the Smoking Gun"?

I just happened to get my hands on the awkward but much sought after transcript of the Trump/Comey White House Dinner in which neither one remembers who invited who or who ordered the smoking gun.

DONALD TRUMP

So how's the wife?

JAMES COMEY

Good.

TRUMP

How are those Petunia's comin' in this year?

COMEY

Good.

TRUMP

Could you speak closer to the cake, please.

COMEY

Hi Pence, wife's Poker Night?

MIKE PENCE

I'm not joining you - just here to check the sound level of the cake - I mean cork in that bottle.

TRUMP

Go away, Mike - don't you see we're lyin' here!

TRUMP

Yes, drink, drink.  Jim, let me top that off for you.

COMEY

No, cutting down.

TRUMP

Start tomorrow!

COMEY

Were you gonna ask me something?

TRUMP

It was nothing.  Testing.  Testing.

COMEY

Whad'ya say?

TRUMP

Have another roll.  You know, you're like a son to me, butter?

Would you consider me - just me, not my staff, of course not under investigation?

COMEY

I can't say one way or another.

TRUMP

Well, if I say - in the future, mind you - that I didn't mention the word 'Israel' - would you believe me?

COMEY

You mean, if Russians were in your office & you were just showing off Intel?

TRUMP

Come on in, girls!

Salsa music plays as 10 scantily-dressed women form a Conga Line.

Sorry, wrong pic!

There we go.

COMEY

Check!

TRUMP

You don't pay - the public pays...you should be here on the weekends!

COMEY

I'm ready for my cake now.

TRUMP

The night is young - you like sleepovers?

COMEY

I'm married.

TRUMP

And?

A ravishing blonde slides onto Comey's lap.

WOMAN ON LAP

You've got long legs.

COMEY

How do you know - I'm sitting down...and I'm leaving!

When Comey stands, she's attached & her legs hug his waist 'monkey style' as she reaches for a piece of chocolate cake.TRUMP

No, don't eat tha...

The woman bites into the cake & they all hear a crunch.

COMEY

That better be nuts or we're all gonna meet the Fudge-Train at the Station!

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This article can also be seen on "Humor Times Magazine" but with gluten!

http://www.humortimes.com/61685/white-house-dinner-trump-comey/

Views: 51

Comment by JMac1949 Today on May 30, 2017 at 9:25am

R&L

Comment by marilyn sands on May 30, 2017 at 11:54am

Thanks Terry - his cake has sealed deals in the past - but not THIS time!

Comment by Steel Breeze on May 30, 2017 at 11:57am

tho i avoid the political crap like a plague.....R&L for the humor.....good one....

Comment by marilyn sands on May 30, 2017 at 11:57am

Thanks jmac - check out my next one tomorrow - where there's no cake involved - but plenty of dough!

Comment by koshersalaami on May 30, 2017 at 12:10pm

and wires dangling from the cake

Comment by marilyn sands on May 30, 2017 at 12:43pm

Thanks Steel Breeze - yes, I try to avoid the political do-do too!  ha ha  But this Trump crapola is gonna have a happy ending -  promise!

Comment by marilyn sands on May 30, 2017 at 12:47pm

Thanks Kosh!  I heard Betty Crocker is getting ideas!

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