Dealing With Trump Tweets by the Numbers

I have discovered a new way of dealing with the current POTUS based on numerology.

Take all of Art James comments in a single post and add the total number of characters

in all of the comments.  (Allow time for a coffee break.)

Take that number and add it to the number of inches of rainfall (do not count snowfall) you received in the last 12 months.

Multiply that number by the number of hours that Wolf Blitzer sleeps in 24 hours.

Divide by the number of miles showing on your principle vehicle’s odometer. 

Multiply by zero.

Your result is all of the time one should spend reading any Trump tweet.

 

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 9, 2017 at 2:46pm

There is no Love button. But seriously, are there people here who don't know what multiplying by zero means? I don't think you need the italics. 

Comment by Arthur James on November 9, 2017 at 2:51pm

`
WHO SNOOPO?
WHO SDTEAL?
STEEL BREEZE?
HUH? OY! NO
BE CONDESCEND
&
DELETE...
BE DIDSCREET
&
HAVE
DIGNITY
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Comment by Arthur James on November 9, 2017 at 3:02pm

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thanks...

cc to FBI &

lovable blog

peers...,

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~`~!

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/

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 9, 2017 at 3:21pm

For your first number, I get 146 so far. I could be slightly off. Not including spaces. 

Comment by Rodney Roe on November 9, 2017 at 3:40pm

kosh, probably not.  However, I posted something on Open S. years ago and got questions about what I thought was pretty elementary math from someone who said she was a Lang/Lit major for a reason.

So far...

Comment by Arthur James on November 9, 2017 at 3:50pm

`

ask alsoknownas

to take his several'

avatarsand to visit

a skilkled insightful

Therapist? Ask

ASKA to no do an

unsolicited back

rub on his nice

caring Therapist?

`~`~

`...`

`

Comment by Arthur James on November 10, 2017 at 4:30am

`

If you zoom in to

look closer at Don

Trump you can

count those tiny

fruit flies hovering

around and above

him. He's happy Oxford

Professors are called `dons`

`

~`~

~.

`

Comment by Arthur James on November 10, 2017 at 5:29am

`

Freudian Analist 

perverse? no

Prefers to use

` Scope?

`Skipe

to do

therapy.

`

OS ADHD blogger

finally finds his

car keys

in the freezer in the

ice cream container,

cardboard frozen

container.

`

In Hindu Temple the

Rabbi informs it's not `

`

Hairy Krisnas -silly...

`

Cornel Plant Botanist

(my Son attended

Cornel and works at Farm

and DC's

Bonsai

Museum).

,,, THAT IT'S

oops not

`Whoredoculture'

it's Horticulture,

`

Therapist ask a new

client ` How;s it

going` with smelly

thunderous odor

of smelly gas.

`

goofy

`~`~`

`

Comment by Rodney Roe on November 10, 2017 at 6:02am

I removed the, possibly insulting, message in italics.  

The numerator keeps growing.

Comment by Arthur James on November 10, 2017 at 6:07am

`

okay...

It's saved for GOV

archives

who banalize?

Analyze

`

Have  sturdy

interior. no be

thin skin softy.

no develop hard

stoney shrieked'

HARD dead Herat.

`~`

`

It's want-first

Anendement

to delete.

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