Deadly New Venomous Snake Discovered in Australia

Deadly New Venomous Snake Discovered in Australia:  In a chance discovery, a team of biologists were returning from a sea snake research mission in Queensland, Australia when they discovered a deadly new venomous species of snake.  Gee, I’m blown away!  I mean, what are the odds of finding some sort of deadly serpent in a place like Australia?  Ironically, President Trump has already heaping praise on the snake and is reportedly trying to organize a summit between the snake, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un and himself.

Hunter-Gathers Were Baking 4,000 Years Before Birth of Farming:  After digging up pieces from the world’s oldest loaf of bread, Archaeologists claim they now have evidence that hunter-gatherers were baking bread thousands of years before the birth of farming.  Yea, but you can just bet there is gonna be someone in the group complaining about the bread because they’re gluten-free.

New Mexico Woman Claims Medical License for Meth:  A woman in New Mexico who violated her probation by testing positive for methamphetamine, told police that she had a medical license for the meth.  Well then, assuming that her “meth license” is for a medical condition, allow me to be the first to wish her a very “speedy” recovery.

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Comment by koshersalaami on July 18, 2018 at 10:55am

What did they make bread out of before they grew wheat? They just found it?

I wonder what neighborhood you’d find wild wheat in

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on July 18, 2018 at 1:52pm


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Comment by Dicky Neely on July 19, 2018 at 12:46pm

I guess there were not enough venomous snakes in Australia! I had a sea snake encounter once, down in Mexico years ago while on a surf trip. The snake actually washed over the nose of my board as I was paddling out through the waves! I just stayed calm and hoped for the best. The snake was not aggressive and made no move towards me. Sheesh!

Comment by Johnny Robish on July 19, 2018 at 1:43pm


Comment by Ron Powell on July 19, 2018 at 1:57pm

Wheat is a weed... The earliest bread may well have bean made from the weed, discovered to be edible, that is referred to as wheat....


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