Claire's Pulls 17 Makeup Products Over Asbestos: National retailer Claire’s has yanked 17 products in a makeup kit after a diligent mom who bought them for her 6-year-old daughter - had them tested and discovered they contained asbestos. On a positive note, a child wearing this makeup should be well protected in the event of a house fire.
Apple's Board Insisting CEO Tim Cook Fly Private Jets: Apple's board of directors is now making CEO Tim Cook fly on private aircraft when he travels, whether it's for work or pleasure - claiming it’s in the interest of security and efficiency. Well, at least now the poor guy won’t be bothered by some jerk sitting next to him and talking too loud on their iPhone. On the downside, I’ll bet his baggage and carry-on fees probably went up. Lucky Apple had a pretty good year - those baggage fees are getting almost as steep as Apple products.
Woman Stabs Husband With a Ceramic Squirrel: A South Carolina woman is under arrest for stabbing her common-law husband in the chest with a ceramic squirrel after he returned home without any beer on Christmas Eve. All can say is - this guy’s damn lucky the squirrel didn't go for his nuts!