Christian Group Getting Bible Classes Put in Public Schools Nationwide

Christian Group Getting Bible Classes Put in Public Schools Nationwide:  Students taking mandatory Bible classes in public school is now becoming increasingly common scene across the US, as other states follow Kentucky’s lead in passing legislation which encourages high schools to teach the Christian Bible.

Gee, then I wonder if that means school boards will now start issuing students stone tablets instead of text books?  Just for authenticity, mind you.  But public schools ruled under Christian Law?  OK, but let’s not forget the Book of Leviticus mandates menstruating females be sent to “menstrual huts,” and children who disobey their parents must be killed.  And while that may seem a bit harsh, on a positive note - I guess it’s one sure way to reduce class sizes. 

Meanwhile, some parents report that their children were even forced to draw pictures of Adam and Eve walking among the dinosaurs.  Now, just wait a minute, that’s where I have to draw the line.  Why, there’s no hard evidence that any dinosaurs ever converted to Christianity.  I mean, how you supposed to baptize a brontosaurus?

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Comment by alsoknownas on May 14, 2019 at 6:26am

Can you buy stock in Gideon Bibles?

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2019 at 8:10am

Hee!

Comment by koshersalaami on May 14, 2019 at 11:41am

I’m curious about fitting a pair of brachiosaurs along with other related species of what we used to call brontosaur on the Ark 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on May 14, 2019 at 3:44pm

where are these schoo;s,    i'd like to get in touch w some

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2019 at 3:48pm

Kentucky, but I'm not sure where Jonathan.  AS for the others, the article didn't say.  I believe this was a WP article though.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on May 14, 2019 at 3:49pm

I note w interest that the young couple are not pictured w carnivorous dinos

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2019 at 4:30pm

Haha - I just googled that picture my friend - but it does seem as if Adam and Eve made a good choice in their dinos to hang with.

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