China Broadcasts First Pics From the Far Side of the Moon

China Broadcasts First Pics From the Far Side of the Moon:  In what is being described as a groundbreaking mission to a largely inaccessible part of our lunar neighbor, China has begun broadcasting pictures taken by its rover and lander on what is commonly referred to as the "dark side of the moon.”  

Gee, how is it that China has suddenly gone from building a 4th-century wall to landing on the dark side of the moon while, under President Trump’s leadership - we've gone from landing on the moon to shutting down our government to build a 4th-century wall?  But not to worry, I have faith Trump will get us there.  After all, if anyone knows how to lead us down the path to the “dark side” - it’s Donald J. Trump. 

That said, perhaps someone ought to mention to the President that his idea of putting miners back to work by using coal-powered spacecraft probably won’t cut it - not that he’d listen anyway.  Besides, the only relevant question as far as America is concerned is - can Amazon land a drone up there and thereby ensure a seamless, two-day delivery?

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Comment by Tom Cordle on January 12, 2019 at 9:44pm

I head the Chinese "moon landing" was actually filmed at a studio in California. I also heard that Flat Earth cruise ship sailed off the edge of the Earth. Maybe that's what landed on the moon.

Comment by J.P. Hart on January 13, 2019 at 12:35am

Bit of a stretch to drag along a gold plated Weber BBQ kettle ...

Besides ~ wasn't Pink Floyd already there? Lunatic is on the grass! No need to say cheese ...

And all they had to do was wait a day for the dark side to spin into the sunlight ~ camera ~ action ...

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 13, 2019 at 12:39am

Thanks guys!

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on January 13, 2019 at 6:24am

:)

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