China Broadcasts First Pics From the Far Side of the Moon: In what is being described as a groundbreaking mission to a largely inaccessible part of our lunar neighbor, China has begun broadcasting pictures taken by its rover and lander on what is commonly referred to as the "dark side of the moon.”
Gee, how is it that China has suddenly gone from building a 4th-century wall to landing on the dark side of the moon while, under President Trump’s leadership - we've gone from landing on the moon to shutting down our government to build a 4th-century wall? But not to worry, I have faith Trump will get us there. After all, if anyone knows how to lead us down the path to the “dark side” - it’s Donald J. Trump.
That said, perhaps someone ought to mention to the President that his idea of putting miners back to work by using coal-powered spacecraft probably won’t cut it - not that he’d listen anyway. Besides, the only relevant question as far as America is concerned is - can Amazon land a drone up there and thereby ensure a seamless, two-day delivery?