Believers Find Miracle in Bleeding Communion Wafer

Believers Find Miracle in Bleeding Communion Wafer: Many believers are flocking to a Catholic church in Salt Lake City which recently became the site of what some are calling a wondrous miracle after a communion wafer - which symbolizes the flesh of Christ - was placed in water and appeared to begin to bleed.

Wow, sounds like someone made the right choice when they ordered those new gluten-free wafers. Meanwhile, throughout the church, many joyous parishioners were heard proclaiming “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus!”

Funny thing is, years ago a friend of mine once had a hemorrhoid that started bleeding - but if memory serves me correct - I don’t think he thought of it as a miracle. 

Perhaps the most exciting thing about this incident from a scientific perspective is that if this does really turn out to be the blood of Christ, we now have Jesus’ DNA.

That said, as far as I’m concerned, the real miracle here is that there’s actually a Catholic Church in Salt Lake City. 

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on November 29, 2015 at 10:38pm

...the real miracle here is that there’s actually a Catholic Church in Salt Lake City... Good one, gave me a chuckle.  ;-)

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 29, 2015 at 10:41pm

Thanks JMac!

Comment by nerd cred on November 29, 2015 at 11:58pm

Has it been tested? Maybe it's mold.  
Oh them crazy Catholics.

(I can believe it's not Jesus.)

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 30, 2015 at 12:12am

I thought mold also.

Comment by koshersalaami on November 30, 2015 at 5:30am
Maybe they inadvertently bought Nabisco Kerchup Wafers
Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 30, 2015 at 5:59am

I'm just taking this in, twiddling my holy dreidle.

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 30, 2015 at 7:51am

All good points my friends!

Comment by Arthur James on November 30, 2015 at 8:12am

`

Amaze Amazement...

Pope no Scold a priest

who is a sick-pedophile.

But a priest who has no

Children will dare  tell a

Woman How to not abort

a Fetus in Her a Feminine

Sacred Mother-Earth Womb.

`~ '  (cc) `? ' to Pope, huh?

`

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 30, 2015 at 8:23am

Thanks Arthur!

Comment by Arthur James on November 30, 2015 at 2:00pm

`
I SWEAR?
AYE... I?
CUSS LIKE?
A CHILD too.
`~ ' karma -
`

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