Believers Find Miracle in Bleeding Communion Wafer: Many believers are flocking to a Catholic church in Salt Lake City which recently became the site of what some are calling a wondrous miracle after a communion wafer - which symbolizes the flesh of Christ - was placed in water and appeared to begin to bleed.
Wow, sounds like someone made the right choice when they ordered those new gluten-free wafers. Meanwhile, throughout the church, many joyous parishioners were heard proclaiming “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus!”
Funny thing is, years ago a friend of mine once had a hemorrhoid that started bleeding - but if memory serves me correct - I don’t think he thought of it as a miracle.
Perhaps the most exciting thing about this incident from a scientific perspective is that if this does really turn out to be the blood of Christ, we now have Jesus’ DNA.
That said, as far as I’m concerned, the real miracle here is that there’s actually a Catholic Church in Salt Lake City.