Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought: New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years - with the next big one is due any time. Gee, I never thought I’d say this, but Jim Bakker’s doomsday $500 “Bucket-O-Mac & Cheese” with the 25-year shelf life is suddenly starting to sound like a pretty good bargain after all. I mean, its either that or break into the San Diego Zoo and try and eat up all their antelopes.
Study Finds Prehistoric Women Had Extremely Strong Arms: Anthropologists say they have determined that prehistoric women had very strong arms on a thick bone structure - because of the extreme manual labor they were forced to perform on a daily basis. Really? Well then, all I can say is it's kind of a shame that there were as yet no jars that women would have been able to have opened for themselves back in those days. Guess they needed to be strong enough to fend off the Trumps and the Weinsteins of the day.
Facebook Asks Users to Upload Face Photos: Soon, you may be forced to upload a clear photograph of your face onto Facebook to prove you aren’t a Russian bot. Pro-Tip - don’t try fooling Facebook by uploading a photo of Donald Trump instead of your own. The software won't recognize it as human.