My submission: "Guess which person just farted." I'm sure you clever lot can do better.
OK, on to this, also from Fark and written by a poster named Twilight Zone, whom I would very much like to meet in real life. If I met people in real life, that is.
Oh Donnie Boy
Oh Donnie boy, the Dems the Dems are howling
From town to town and down the Hill side
The campaign's done and all your aides are lying
'Tis you 'tis you must hang and we must bide
But come ye back when Congress is in session
And you've been caught leaking intel to the Russians
Here we'll be awaiting by the gallows
Oh Donnie boy, Oh Donnie boy, we hate you so.
But when ye come and all your stooges falling
And we are glad as glad we well may be
Go and find the cell where you'll be lying
And kneel and kiss my ass for me
And we will hear tho' soft you tread your jail cell
And the world will warm and sweeter be
For you shall bend and tell us that you're guilty
And I will sleep in peace now you're gone from me.
/to the tune of Danny Boy
//apologies to Weatherly
///seriously out of beer