Caption this photo, plus a poem from Fark.Com

     My submission: "Guess which person just farted." I'm sure you clever lot can do better.

     OK, on to this, also from Fark and written by a poster named Twilight Zone, whom I would very much like to meet in real life. If I met people in real life, that is.

Oh Donnie Boy

Oh Donnie boy, the Dems the Dems are howling
From town to town and down the Hill side
The campaign's done and all your aides are lying
'Tis you 'tis you must hang and we must bide

But come ye back when Congress is in session
And you've been caught leaking intel to the Russians
Here we'll be awaiting by the gallows
Oh Donnie boy, Oh Donnie boy, we hate you so.

But when ye come and all your stooges falling
And we are glad as glad we well may be
Go and find the cell where you'll be lying
And kneel and kiss my ass for me

And we will hear tho' soft you tread your jail cell
And the world will warm and sweeter be
For you shall bend and tell us that you're guilty
And I will sleep in peace now you're gone from me.

/to the tune of Danny Boy
//apologies to Weatherly
///seriously out of beer

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Comment by Sheila Reep on May 27, 2017 at 3:43pm

Can't tell if it is a wedding or a funereal.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on May 28, 2017 at 7:12am

This Beast is President of the USA...Lord help us.

Comment by koshersalaami on May 28, 2017 at 9:33am

"Telling a joke at a state funeral"

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on May 28, 2017 at 10:32am

Wednesday, Morticia, Gomez and Uncle Fester.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on May 28, 2017 at 10:44am

Comment by koshersalaami on May 28, 2017 at 11:01am

Amy's is pretty good

Comment by nanatehay on May 28, 2017 at 11:28am

They're creepy and they're kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're altogether ooky

They're our First Family


Comment by Boanerges on May 28, 2017 at 1:25pm

Yeah, Sheila, agreed. Good to hear from you.

What I thought too, Terry. I mean, the man is renowned for smiling a lot. He looks very, very uncomfortable.

Scary, innit JMac?

Excellent, Amy. You know what? I wouldn't put it past him to ban poetry. You know -- a giant bonfire or something.

Yeah, Kosh, it's a keeper.

They really are creepy, Nana.

Comment by Boanerges on May 29, 2017 at 7:21am

Yeah, FM -- although more Shaun of the Dead than Dawn of the Dead.

Comment by M. C. Sears on May 29, 2017 at 9:43am

What a creepy image 


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