Well, here's a few who did...
"Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine. President Trump - you are no Frederick Douglass"!
"I'm still pissed - my Inauguration Crowd Numbers would've been way up if it
wasn't for that dishonest Town Crier"!
FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT
"Let me take that back about "Fear itself"!
"Don't unpack yet, brother"!
HARRY S. TRUMAN
"Yeah - what we need is another nut with his finger on the button"!
"I remember when I put Rhode Island ON NOTICE - "Get bigger or drop off"!
"We had an "Indian Ban" once - but I changed my mind...we needed the Blankets"!
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS
"If I can do it - Donald Jr. can too"!
Dad...not that Blanket Joke again - it's not PC!
LYNDON B. JOHNSON
"Hell, why should I roll over - my dog didn't even do that"!
ULYSSES S. GRANT
"If I recall - the Bowling Green Massacre came after my War - same Muskets from Sears"!
"No comment - I can't even get 2 Tickets to my own Show"!
Alright - the last Flynn-Flam-Man I came across was Aaron Burr"!
DWIGHT "Ike" EISENHOWER
"I say, send his 2 Gun-totin' boys in to fight ISIS"!
"No More Walls" or Nancy will decorate them"!
"I'm gonna give it one last shot - why do we have 2 Dakota's"?
"Wait till Trump finds out he's on the Counterfeit $20 Bill - ha ha"!
"What am I - Chopped Liver...okay, I was never President - but everyone thinks I was"!
"My advice...get some funky-ass glasses, dude"
"No wonder Trump didn't get the Latino Vote - it is not..."Speak Spanish & carry a soft stick"!
** I'm happy to announce that this article is NOW published in Humor Times Magazine...
and hopefully many, many more!