"CAN ALL 40 DEAD PRESIDENTS ROLL OVER IN THEIR GRAVES"? Satirically Yours...

Well, here's a few who did...

ABRAHAM LINCOLN          

"Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine.  President Trump - you are no Frederick Douglass"!

GEORGE WASHINGTON                       

"I'm still pissed - my Inauguration Crowd Numbers would've been way up if it

                                                      wasn't for that dishonest Town Crier"!

FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT   

"Let me take that back about "Fear itself"!

RICHARD NIXON                 

"Don't unpack yet, brother"!

HARRY S. TRUMAN            

"Yeah - what we need is another nut with his finger on the button"!

THOMAS JEFFERSON             

"I remember when I put Rhode Island ON NOTICE - "Get bigger or drop off"!

JOHN ADAMS

"We had an "Indian Ban" once - but I changed my mind...we needed the Blankets"!

JOHN QUINCY ADAMS

"If I can do it - Donald Jr. can too"! 

Dad...not that Blanket Joke again - it's not PC! 

LYNDON B. JOHNSON

"Hell, why should I roll over - my dog didn't even do that"!

ULYSSES S. GRANT

"If I recall - the Bowling Green Massacre came after my War - same Muskets from Sears"!

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

"No comment - I can't even get 2 Tickets to my own Show"! 

Alright - the last Flynn-Flam-Man I came across was Aaron Burr"!

DWIGHT "Ike" EISENHOWER

"I say, send his 2 Gun-totin' boys in to fight ISIS"!

RONALD REAGAN

"No More Walls" or Nancy will decorate them"!

BENJAMIN HARRISON

"I'm gonna give it one last shot - why do we have 2 Dakota's"?

ANDREW JACKSON

"Wait till Trump finds out he's on the Counterfeit $20 Bill - ha ha"!

ben franklin

"What am I - Chopped Liver...okay, I was never President - but everyone thinks I was"!

"My advice...get some funky-ass glasses, dude"

And...

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

"No wonder Trump didn't get the Latino Vote - it is not..."Speak Spanish & carry a soft stick"!

***

** I'm happy to announce that this article is NOW published in Humor Times Magazine...

and hopefully many, many more!

http://www.humortimes.com/60048/40-dead-presidents-roll-graves/

                                                         

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 16, 2017 at 8:29am

R&L

Comment by koshersalaami on February 16, 2017 at 8:32am

Regarding gehokte laber: 

Alexander Hamilton wasn't President either. 

Comment by M. C. Sears on February 16, 2017 at 9:36am

Yeah they are rolling over

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 16, 2017 at 12:24pm

If I should lose your love, dear, I don't know what I'd do.

Tony the T grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat stuff Marilyn.\?/,

Jim

Comment by marilyn sands on February 16, 2017 at 12:28pm

Thanks jmac.  I take that all back - according to his Press Conference just now - his Admin. is working like a "fine tuned machine"!

Comment by marilyn sands on February 16, 2017 at 12:41pm

That's right, Kosh - my favorite "Fact Checker"...I used my Comedic License to get my joke in!  Or as Trump would say "My People" would believe anything"!

Comment by marilyn sands on February 16, 2017 at 12:47pm

Thanks M.C. Sears!  Wasn't it George Washington who said, "I inherited a mess"?

Comment by marilyn sands on February 16, 2017 at 12:49pm

Thanks Jim...Hart!   Let no one forget...he got 306 Electoral College Votes!

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 16, 2017 at 1:00pm

Shouldn't the presidential lection be held say,  1 July -- through 15 July --? Good shippin' crews et al.---generally 'rough' weather all over during November. I'm no revisionist, dear Marilyn, but, I mean, really?

All this stuff! Major cable had this clip re: disassembled AK '47 'type' rifles can be purchased by anyone as they're not subject to classification/definition as guns. And as a liberal, I'm very worn out with comparative journalism wherein the liberal channels are inundated with 'harmful-side effect'  big pharma commercials and a channel change to 'all things foxy' has MORE COMMERCIALS pitching so-called 'Yankee ingenuity' like U.S.A. pillows, yard darts, VR goggles, Glen Campbell CD's, Norman Rockwell playing cards, Cuban cruises (with free beer) (where was I?)

O yeah! Spirit in the Sky! & Marilyn Sands!

my funny valentine

xxo!

Comment by marilyn sands on February 16, 2017 at 2:15pm

Thanks for the candy Jim - you shouldn't wear your hart on your sleeve...just keep writing, reporting & persevere like Jim Acosta - my Hero.

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