A couple of things need to happen yet but it appears that the Savage from Scranton will be taking on the Ninny from NYC in a cage match.
Despite hopes that it could be a simple duel in a field with the modern day equivalent of the Wogdon & Barton dueling pistols used in the Burr-Hamilton squabble, current news events and tragedies have tempered the desire for such carnage.
In lieu of such, both fighters have been working out in private, fine tuning their skills and readying their corners with the necessary ventilators and fibrillators which may be needed.
As is normal in a civilized society both of these athletes, neither of whom is expected to make it the 2020 election, nonetheless are trash talking and revving up enthusiasm for the betting crowds. The Savage from Scranton will be frisked prior to the match to make sure he doesn't bring brass knuckles or a length of pipe into the ring and the Ninny from NYC will be forced to shed his daily girdle and enter the ring in the splendiferous pulchritude he is known to display on his money laundering golf courses.
Ringside seats will be available for purchase soon on most of the usual sports aficionado sites.
The predicted outcome is expected to be much like this: