"Cabinet Pick FINALISTS & other TRUMPisms"!

If Donald Trump called his Cabinet Picks "Finalists" - I predict during the next 4 years, we'll all need his private...

Gov't-Speak TRANSLATIONS GLOSSARY

Dictatorship                                    "Catch me in my full-length mirror @ 6, 8 & 11"! 

Loophole                                          "My favorite Hole"!

Ombudsperson                              "Someone to have a Beer with"!

Grass Roots                                     "No, I've always been a Blonde"!

Food Stamps                                   "Get a book of 'em - I love Elvis eating a Grilled Cheese & Banana  

                                                              Sandwich"!

Electoral College                           "Pretty, pretty, pretty good - let's keep it"!

Roe v Wade                                     "Okay, okay - my last boating fiasco"!

Fishing Expedition                      "I got this one - Bait & Switch"!

Bait & Switch                                 "Sometimes fish with Don - sometimes with Eric"!

Left Winger                                     "KFC Night at the Trumps"!

Elitism                                               "Getting a table right away at New York's 21"!

Mandate                                            "You already know what I think of them"!

Honeymoon Period                        "When Megyn Kelly got married"!

Lobbyists                                             "My Tower has a great one with Holiday Inn Sofas"!

S.N.A.F.U.                                            "Duh - Hillary's Campaign"!

Grandfather Clause                         "I think I have 10 of those - maybe 11"!

Nihilism                                                "Right after I build the Wall"!

Civil Servant                                        "Oh, Lupe?  She does windows too"!

Affirmative Action                            "My thumbs-up sign"!

Declaration of Independence      "The few months I was Single"!

Horizontal Federalism                   "No, Melania likes it standing against the sink"!

Impeachment                                    "Makes a great pie"!

Checks & Balances                          "How would I know - Bank of America won't return my phone calls"!

Federal Register                              "Who cares - our Wedding presents are still coming in"!

Rule of Four                                      "What can I tell ya - I like sex"!

Gag Order                                          "Every time Kellyanne Conway takes away my Smart Phone"!

Monroe Doctrine                            "Well, Kennedy did it in the White House - so can I"!

And...Trickle Down Economics  "No, not all the time - only when I don't shake it"!

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 5, 2016 at 10:29am

LOL, last two are hilarious.

Comment by marilyn sands on December 5, 2016 at 12:12pm

Thanks jmac - check it out again - I added some more! 

Oh, of course:  ** Ex Post Facto Law      (They say) My Presidency!

** A law that retroactively changes the legal consequences (or status) of actions that were committed before the enactment of the law.

Comment by koshersalaami on December 5, 2016 at 12:41pm

This is a really good list

Comment by marilyn sands on December 5, 2016 at 2:01pm

Thanks so much Kosh!  There's only 365 days X 4 to get the full list!  Ugh!

Comment by Valerie Lynn Stephens on December 5, 2016 at 2:53pm

This is great. I especially liked the "Trickle Down Economics One." Keep 'em comin'! ;-)

Comment by Valerie Lynn Stephens on December 5, 2016 at 2:55pm

And "Loophole-my favourite hole!" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D!!!

Comment by marilyn sands on December 5, 2016 at 3:15pm

Yes, thanks Valerie!  Yep, "Loophole" is the one I wish he would stop using!

Comment by tr ig on December 5, 2016 at 3:38pm

I'm thinking KellyAnne Conway is the kind of girl even conservative women can despise without effort. Marilyn you are too much! 

Comment by marilyn sands on December 5, 2016 at 3:47pm

Thanks tr ig!  Build me a Deck & I'll stop all this!  ha ha

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