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Gov't-Speak TRANSLATIONS GLOSSARY
Dictatorship "Catch me in my full-length mirror @ 6, 8 & 11"!
Loophole "My favorite Hole"!
Ombudsperson "Someone to have a Beer with"!
Grass Roots "No, I've always been a Blonde"!
Food Stamps "Get a book of 'em - I love Elvis eating a Grilled Cheese & Banana
Electoral College "Pretty, pretty, pretty good - let's keep it"!
Roe v Wade "Okay, okay - my last boating fiasco"!
Fishing Expedition "I got this one - Bait & Switch"!
Bait & Switch "Sometimes fish with Don - sometimes with Eric"!
Left Winger "KFC Night at the Trumps"!
Elitism "Getting a table right away at New York's 21"!
Mandate "You already know what I think of them"!
Honeymoon Period "When Megyn Kelly got married"!
Lobbyists "My Tower has a great one with Holiday Inn Sofas"!
S.N.A.F.U. "Duh - Hillary's Campaign"!
Grandfather Clause "I think I have 10 of those - maybe 11"!
Nihilism "Right after I build the Wall"!
Civil Servant "Oh, Lupe? She does windows too"!
Affirmative Action "My thumbs-up sign"!
Declaration of Independence "The few months I was Single"!
Horizontal Federalism "No, Melania likes it standing against the sink"!
Impeachment "Makes a great pie"!
Checks & Balances "How would I know - Bank of America won't return my phone calls"!
Federal Register "Who cares - our Wedding presents are still coming in"!
Rule of Four "What can I tell ya - I like sex"!
Gag Order "Every time Kellyanne Conway takes away my Smart Phone"!
Monroe Doctrine "Well, Kennedy did it in the White House - so can I"!
And...Trickle Down Economics "No, not all the time - only when I don't shake it"!
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