Brown Bear Invades Pasadena Neighborhood

Brown Bear Invades Pasadena Neighborhood:  Fearful residents os a Pasadena neighborhood expressed concern as a brown bear invaded the peaceful neighborhood.  Animal control officers are confident the bear will leave the area soon and head back into the woods, because everyone knows that’s where bears must go - if they wanna go the bathroom. 

 

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Giant Squid Washes Ashore In Spain:  A giant 30-foot squid, whose oversized eyes and gargantuan blob of a body make it look more mythical than real beast, washed ashore at La Arena beach in Spain.  Wow, that sounds like one helluva serving of calamari. 

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Mexico Now Rated Most Obese Country:  According to a recently released United Nations report, Mexico has recently overtaken the US in obesity.  Fortunately, Donald Trump has once again pledged to do his part to make America great again.

 

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Comment by moki ikom on October 9, 2017 at 2:14am

i'm pretty sure the real estate is brown bear's and others before it got illegally titled, financed, fenced, paved, walled, roofed, insured and guaranteed ko$her by our justUS system.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on October 9, 2017 at 4:26am

bear's cute :)

Comment by koshersalaami on October 9, 2017 at 4:35am

"Ko$her"

Did you come up with that? I almost admire how much innuendo you can fit in six letters. If you didn't come up with it, where did you get it? 

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 9, 2017 at 5:19am

Thanks guys!

Comment by koshersalaami on October 9, 2017 at 6:23am

Sorry I didn't start out by commenting on the post itself. I had a more pressing issue. 

That would be the first serving of calamari where the rings were around the dinner plates. 

Comment by J.P. Hart on October 9, 2017 at 10:22am

Wondering what the Melvilles, Miltons, Hemingway and Nevil Shutes in our midst would do with such squid soundings?

Mine own finger crossed typing reverts back to that five yo boy in 1955 walking with blonde lil' sis and mom to the Air Way Show House, those placards of air conditioned penguins, black- white-aqua--- nibbling Black Crows --- awe-watching 20 Thousand Leagues Beneath the Sea
 
My bet is LaArena is a tranquil topless beach, that final day in the sun ... and will they carbon 14 thou? find notes in Blue Nun, Cutty Sark bottles in your gut? a bitten chipped 45 record A Long Road Back to Ruby
what adventures will you say?
Or are 'ya another odd cosmic omen like the total eclipse of the sun, that eyelid wink, so anciently tired, a life so silent and deep, stabbed, cut-now diced, five bucks, for a Dixie cup of your french-fried meat? 
O dear squid, you rhyme with all glory, lore of solitude, at last current ashore, final brine sweat, perhaps once more, that stranger on the shore, perpetual dream, asleep with sunlight
 
Comment by J.P. Hart on October 9, 2017 at 10:44am

Hey Johnny Robish thanks, man. 

Wondering if the best and brightest snacked on calamari on break at the Manhattan Project...?  I bet they had cans of Blatz in the icebox, 'ya know? 

Comment by J.P. Hart on October 9, 2017 at 11:18am

NEVER SAY THRILL ME TO A SQUID!

Geeze this CAPS key is a onerous as Reagan's clock radio---Johnny where are you? Cruising Rt. 1 in Jerry Seinfeld's Yugo convertible? 

I'm stuck here on the ground with a bottle of Dang that's good very cherry Italian (glutton free) soda, block of cream cheese, & what's left of the sea-salted Triscuits . . .

JPH

Kaledonia, WI (hugging the hugest orangest pumpkin since the onset of dirt whilst skywriters contrail a T.  Absolute gorgeous Big Indian Summer dayo! Not to worry 'bout dotting the i. 

Yeah, put your helmet on, and may God Bless U!

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 9, 2017 at 1:53pm

Haha!

Comment by Dicky Neely on October 15, 2017 at 10:34am

Hi! that's a black bear not a brown bear. Brown bears are the state symbol but they were exterminated early in the 19th century or possibly earlier.

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