Brown Bear Invades Pasadena Neighborhood: Fearful residents os a Pasadena neighborhood expressed concern as a brown bear invaded the peaceful neighborhood. Animal control officers are confident the bear will leave the area soon and head back into the woods, because everyone knows that’s where bears must go - if they wanna go the bathroom.
Giant Squid Washes Ashore In Spain: A giant 30-foot squid, whose oversized eyes and gargantuan blob of a body make it look more mythical than real beast, washed ashore at La Arena beach in Spain. Wow, that sounds like one helluva serving of calamari.
Mexico Now Rated Most Obese Country: According to a recently released United Nations report, Mexico has recently overtaken the US in obesity. Fortunately, Donald Trump has once again pledged to do his part to make America great again.