Bronx Man Arrested for Beating Girlfriend With Bible: A 36-year-old Bronx man was has been arrested and charged with felony assault and harassment for bashing his girlfriend on her head and shoulder with a Bible.
Wow, he must have been pretty cross at her to hit her with a Bible. He obviously was one of those “Bible thumpers.” Wonder what verse he was reading to make him do something like that? Must have been that verse from the Book of Trump - “do onto others whatever the hell you want to.”
Anyway, the cops rushed the guy right down to the police station and “booked” him before he could try and make an Exodus. All I know is, I don’t wanna be in the courtroom when they hand this guy a Bible and try and put him under oath.