Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate

Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate:  Drivers on Interstate 70 near Indianapolis were in for a pleasant surprise after the security door of a Brinks truck flew open, depositing an estimated $600,000 out onto the highway.  In the aftermath, local authorities are warning citizens that they could be charged with theft if they don’t return the money.

Wow, yet another shining example of the Brinks Corporation giving back to the community.  Talk about trickle down economics!  Why - as far as I’m concerned, police should be ashamed of themselves - threatening to charge those good samaritans volunteering to clean up all that trash Brinks dumped all over the highway.  Why if anyone should be charged, it should be Brinks - for littering.   

Now as most of you know,  I’m not all that good at math, but I’m guessing there’s roughly a 1 in 600,000 chance of people ever returning the money back.  People be like - “Oh, hello officer, here’s the fifteen bucks I found along the interstate.  And have a nice day.” 

Anyway, whenever a situation of ethical ambiguity like this arises, its important we as a society simply ask ourselves - “what would Donald Trump do in this situation?”

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 4, 2018 at 4:45am

I can’t imagine what it must be like to be that driver or whoever was responsible for that door. How do you get sloppy with the door of an armored truck?

Comment by Ron Powell on May 4, 2018 at 4:50am

Usually unmarked small bills being moved...

Manna from heaven!

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 4, 2018 at 6:22am

All I know is, I'm traveling the wrong roads.

Comment by koshersalaami on May 4, 2018 at 7:11am

I used to travel that one on occasion, at least if it happened east of Indy. If west, no. 

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