Bodyguard Says Russian Offered to Send Trump Five Women

Bodyguard Says Russian Offered to Send Trump Five Women:  President Trump's former bodyguard Keith Schiller told Congressional investigators that a Russian involved in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant, offered to send five girls to Trump's hotel room.  Somebody probably told Schiller that if you allow those women to come up to Trump’s room, it’ll mean urine trouble. 

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NASA Suspects Supervolcano Under Antarctica Waiting to Erupt:  NASA says a mantle plume producing almost as much heat as Yellowstone supervolcano appears to be melting part of West Antarctica from beneath.  As a precautionary measure, scientists urge all penguins who have the resources, to consider moving to East Antarctica.

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Patagotitan is the New Heavyweight Champion of Dinosaurs:  Scientists say a plant-eating behemoth that lived 100 million years ago named Patagotitan has been crowned the new heavyweight champion of dinosaurs - weighing in at a whopping 76 tons, 122 feet long and 20 feet high.  What difference does it make?  My building has a “no pets policy” anyway.

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Comment by Arthur James on November 10, 2017 at 10:12pm

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bed is'

safest

aye &

doze

off

alone

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Comment by Johnny Robish on November 10, 2017 at 10:14pm

Thanks Arthur 

Comment by koshersalaami on November 10, 2017 at 10:53pm

This pet has a No Buildings policy

Comment by Ron Powell on November 11, 2017 at 12:14am

Urine trouble AND urine over your head! 

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 11, 2017 at 12:19am

Thanks guys!

Comment by Arthur James on November 11, 2017 at 3:00am

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Koshersaalaami curses because

building has has no indoor 

plumbing and he needs to

urinate. No men room,

just a woman room.

He writes letter to

editor of thee Wall

Street Urinal and

to editor of Out?

Salon, The editors

refuse to publish

potty scatological 

gripe complaint

correspondence.

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KOSHERSAALAMI

no pee pee his

pants britches.

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leak in waste

paper basket.

AS few drops

ran down 

his leg.

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 11, 2017 at 5:44am

Aarthur Jmaes sits around in his underpants

Wondering who to make up stories about

Likes koshersaalami's name best

But can't spell it

If it's cryptic

He can

Insult without 

People thinking

He's violating TOS

And with people thinking

Those who object to being

Insulted over and over and 

Over are making Arthhur Jaems 

The innocent target of a pogrom

Perhaps if he annoys enough people

And many more delete him we will all

Be guilty of a Holocaust. And he will strive

To flood each post with so many comments

That are mainly off topic and have nothing 

To do with either the post or the thread and

Insult enough people like koshersaaalmi

Alsoknownas, Moki, Rabbis in general, and

Jewish this and that obsessively that we

Manage in our Holocaust to delete

Six million comments

 

Comment by Arthur James on November 11, 2017 at 5:53am

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Be well...

koshersaalami has a

attorney who send him a kind

letter... In the end he writes

my sincere friendship and

omitted the ` r`,,,

fiend-ship

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sinking Salon

ship.

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uses `1` avatar

and insulates?

insults others and

wonders Why

folk get Off

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and blog 

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Comment by Arthur James on November 11, 2017 at 6:05am

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therapy session

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ferret? Fear of hair

the back of thee

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goon & stinky.

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