Blind Tadpoles Able to See After Eyeballs Are Attached to Their Butts: In what is considered a stunning new development, researchers at Tufts University were able to give sight to blind tadpoles by grafting eyes onto their rear ends. Well, they do say “hindsight is 20/20.” On the other hand, we have a chief executive who talks out of his arse. My concern is that these poor tadpoles won’t know whether they’re coming or going.
Trump Breaks with Tradition by Refusing to Have a Pet: Donald Trump could become the first U.S. president in decades who doesn't have a pet in the White House. He doesn’t have a pet? Then what the hell’s that thing on top of his head? Besides, that squad of flying monkeys ought to count for something.
Texas Man Jailed for Overdue Library Book: A Texas man found himself arrested and jailed after a recently passed local ordinance took effect which allows courts to issue arrest warrants for library patrons who have books checked out which are over 90 days past due. Wow, they really threw the book at him! Lets hope after he serves his time he’ll be able to turn the page and move on to the next chapter in his life.