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Hunters charged in Texas shooting had blamed immigrants:

No word if these redneck dumbasses voted Republican, but you gotta love Texas.

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 20, 2017 at 10:49am

Not to mention the $4000 worth of big wheels and knobby tires.  Thanks for commenting.

Comment by Stephen Brassawe on February 20, 2017 at 11:46am

There's always a danger when you are that camoed up that you might shoot each other, particularly when you are of the mentality that shoots at anything that moves.

Drunk deer hunters in Wisconsin unfortunately have no one to blame but themselves.

Comment by Maui Surfer on February 20, 2017 at 11:48am

Aww, a double-date, and if you just grind up those horns and snort em ... guaranteed happy ending!

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 20, 2017 at 12:23pm

Brass & Maui, Thanks for reading and commenting.

Comment by Stephen Brassawe on February 20, 2017 at 1:10pm

I considered posting a link to Jerry Jeff Walker doing "Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother," but that seems too obvious.

I considered posting a link to Ray Wylie Hubbard doing "Screw You, We're From Texas," in which he mentions Dicky Neely's old stomping grounds, Port Aransas. I reconsidered that. As Ray Wylie himself is fond of saying, "The problem with irony is not everybody gets it."

I rejected Ray Wylie's "Snake Farm," because I feared that you may have tended bar there at some point or another in your checkered career.

Let us just pretend that I posted a link to some appropriate music video here and call it good.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 20, 2017 at 1:19pm

Hey Brass, how about this one:

Comment by Stephen Brassawe on February 20, 2017 at 1:34pm

Odd. Just a couple of days ago in another venue I proposed that my favorite blues line is, "If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at at all."

Then David Kinne from Austin reminded me of the line, "I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired." I immediately had to revise my rankings.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 20, 2017 at 1:47pm

When it comes to blues nothing beats Sonny Boy with Been Down So Long:

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 20, 2017 at 1:52pm

... and then there's Jim Morrison and the Doors:

Comment by Stephen Brassawe on February 20, 2017 at 2:15pm

Pardon me for being a Chatty Cathy today, JMac. A heat record outside along with a downpour. I am a shut-in here in the Chicken House.

Great video of Sonny Boy Williamson! I am as sure as I can be, without checking, that it was Sonny Boy Williamson whom the boys in The Band went to visit. They tell that poignant story in "The Last Waltz."

All of which just goes to show you . . . . There are only two musical genres. There is good music, and then there is all of the rest of it.

You are a young man, JMac. You should write down some of this shit I say. I am not going to be around forever. 

Luckenbach General Store. Of an evening in May 2009.

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