"Biting THE BALLOT...Women's GUILTY VOTE for HILLARY"! TOP 10 List

As an early "Undecided Woman" - I was thinking - could a woman not vote for Hillary & never carry around any guilt if she loses?

So, like all my conundrums; I gave it to a List:

TOP TEN (pretty good) REASONS TO VOTE FOR HILLARY

10.  Like me - she also cringes when a man pulls out a Cigar!

9.    Why not - I want to copy some of her Hairdos!

8.    She knows how to unclutter Closets, Cookie Jars & email In&Out Boxes!

7.    We have a lot in common: she believes in Vasectomies, "Bobbits" & breaking Balls if necessary!

6.    Like a Stand-Up Comic - she knows how to dodge Shoes, White Water Prosecutors & Benghazi Helicopter Interviews with Brian Williams!

5.    She said she'd save money & use the old Clinton White House China - in fact, in her 1st stump speech she said something about Paper Plates!

4.    After being Secretary of State - she'll ban the playing of "It's A Small World After All" & has the Phlebitis to prove it!

3.    We're both Grandmas!

No, I'm not desperate yet - I'll tell you when.

2.    She's the role model for women with Wandering Husbands, the Chinese 1 child per family idea & "The Pantsuit Lobby"!

Now, I'm desperate!

An the #1 Reason for me to Vote for Hillary...

She answered the Craigslist Ad:

"White House AU PAIR Wanted - No Soliciting Donations During Business Hours"! 

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All Rights Reserved 2015  Marilyn Sands

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Comment by Jeanne Sathre on July 31, 2015 at 8:14am

The Small World song clinches it for me.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on July 31, 2015 at 8:40am

The headline alone gave me chuckle!  R&L ;-D

Comment by marilyn sands on July 31, 2015 at 12:14pm

Thanks Jeanne!  As of 2013, there are 161 million Women in the U.S.

A few of those like myself may have a little guilt - the rest will probably wind up stuffing the Ballot Box in 2016!  Oh, there are 151.4 Men - I have NO IDEA what they plan to do!  ha ha

Caitlyn Jenner, of course; is a toss-up!

Comment by marilyn sands on July 31, 2015 at 12:19pm

Thanks jmac!  I think we have to go back to the days when Folks didn't say who they voted for!

Comment by Jerry DeNuccio on July 31, 2015 at 12:40pm

I wonder just what would the scandalization fallout be if the White House used paper plates--heavy duty and stamped with the presidential seal, of course, and maybe inserted in a tasteful bamboo plate holder.  Got a kick out of 8 and 6.

Comment by marilyn sands on July 31, 2015 at 1:50pm

Thanks Jerry!  So glad you got a kick out of it.  Let the Mud-Slinging begin! 

I have a few Bumper Sticker ideas I sent out to her people but haven't heard back - I wonder why:

"She's OVERQUALIFIED - What could go wrong"?

& "Vote for THE PARTY - not THE WOMAN"!

Comment by marilyn sands on August 1, 2015 at 10:25am

Thanks Steel!  I think it'll be a BIG surprise who her VP will be - but my money's on Gov. Bill Richardson.  I'll take a few wagers...

Comment by JMac1949 Today on August 1, 2015 at 10:49am

Bill Richardson?  Now there's a dark horse candidate, very cool choice!  R&L ;-)

Comment by marilyn sands on August 1, 2015 at 4:21pm

Thanks jmac!  Once, I won one at Hialeah!

Comment by Arthur James on August 1, 2015 at 4:32pm

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