As an early "Undecided Woman" - I was thinking - could a woman not vote for Hillary & never carry around any guilt if she loses?
So, like all my conundrums; I gave it to a List:
TOP TEN (pretty good) REASONS TO VOTE FOR HILLARY
10. Like me - she also cringes when a man pulls out a Cigar!
9. Why not - I want to copy some of her Hairdos!
8. She knows how to unclutter Closets, Cookie Jars & email In&Out Boxes!
7. We have a lot in common: she believes in Vasectomies, "Bobbits" & breaking Balls if necessary!
6. Like a Stand-Up Comic - she knows how to dodge Shoes, White Water Prosecutors & Benghazi Helicopter Interviews with Brian Williams!
5. She said she'd save money & use the old Clinton White House China - in fact, in her 1st stump speech she said something about Paper Plates!
4. After being Secretary of State - she'll ban the playing of "It's A Small World After All" & has the Phlebitis to prove it!
3. We're both Grandmas!
No, I'm not desperate yet - I'll tell you when.
2. She's the role model for women with Wandering Husbands, the Chinese 1 child per family idea & "The Pantsuit Lobby"!
Now, I'm desperate!
An the #1 Reason for me to Vote for Hillary...
She answered the Craigslist Ad:
"White House AU PAIR Wanted - No Soliciting Donations During Business Hours"!
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