Believers Gather at First Ever Flat-Earth Conference

Believers Gather at First Ever Flat-Earth Conference:  The first-ever Flat Earth International Conference, aimed at disputing the idea that the world is round, has just wrapped up in North Carolina.  Gee, I was gonna attend, but I never got “around” to it.  OK, I really didn’t go because I was flat-broke.  Besides, what on Earth do they hope to accomplish anyway?  Don’t they know there’s nothing new under the sun?  Personally, I think a lot of guys just go to these conferences hoping to meet women by pretending to believe, but the women know its just flattery.

       

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Only 10% of Americans Eat Enough Fruits and Vegetables:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), only a sliver (1 in 10) of Americans eat enough fresh fruits and vegetables.  The CDC warns that if the trend continues, they may be forced to implement a “no dessert until you eat all the veggies on your plate policy.”

 

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Ohio Judge Brags About Having Sex With 50 Very Attractive Females:  An Ohio Supreme Court justice who is running for governor tried to get ahead of any Al Franken-type allegations of sexual misconduct against him by bragging in detail about his sexual conquests.  Yea, let me guess - they were all hookers?  But come on, you know he’s lying.  Everyone knows there’s not 50 attractive women in Ohio.  Especially when they remove their dentures.

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Comment by Maui Surfer on November 17, 2017 at 9:39pm

Johnny, please don't hate me for it, but, I have had sex with fifty, actually more than that, absolutely stunning women in Malibu from Point Dume all the way to Topanga. It did take me decades, but, I'm more than sure about the number. Surfing has it's benefits, to be sure. Now, I don't deny this guy may be an Ohio Player (haha inside joke) but to say the women were both from Ohio and very attractive? Could be, but more likely he, if the numbers are true, just had sex with fifty chicks ... I seriously doubt they'd get double takes at Zuma.

Comment by Arthur James on November 17, 2017 at 10:08pm

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SAD TO ADMIT
THEE TRUTH?
MAUI
SURFER BOAST
HE'
SO DERANGED
AND DISEASED.
HE AYE QUITE
A BASKET CASE!
FBI NO LIKE TO
TOUCH HIS DIRTY
DOSSIER WITH
RUBBER GLOVES.
HE USE SURFER
'BOARD AT `DE
WHITE HOUSE
AND WEAR GRASS
WSEED SKIRT
WITH PINK
FLIP-FLOPS.
BARACK OBAMA
NO GIVE THE
WORL FAMOUS
SURFER A HUG.
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\`!`
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Comment by Johnny Robish on November 17, 2017 at 10:12pm

Haha - thanks guys!

Comment by Arthur James on November 18, 2017 at 2:11am

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SPISSSPELLS?
MISSPELLS ARE
EASY IF YA"S
HACKED. MAURI
SURFER EVEN
DELETS HIS
OWN COMMENT,
BLOGGER ACTS
AS IF LEFTIST
AND VISITS A
PSYCHIATRIST
FOR LONLINESS.
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!``
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:)
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Comment by koshersalaami on November 18, 2017 at 4:49am

Certain occupations get a lot of sex. Professional athletes (Maui was in that category), touring rock musicians (and even roadies), I assume actors. My question about a judge doing that is how the dynamic worked. Sounds too much like the movie studio executive dynamic. 

What scares me about flat earthers is how this might not be a joke to them. How do they explain time zones, horizons, international airline schedules, ship routes, GPS satellites? Even if you think space travel is a hoax. 

Comment by Arthur James on November 18, 2017 at 5:11am

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Don't fear flat Earthier

Folk kosherslaami...

It's a new day...

one comment

per post and I

heard a posh 

country club

just accepted

their first

Jewish golf

caddie.

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 18, 2017 at 6:14am

Took them a while

Comment by Steel Breeze on November 18, 2017 at 9:10am

well,if it is flat.....there's more  than a few i'd like to push off the edge....

Comment by J.P. Hart on November 18, 2017 at 4:04pm

Johnny,

I was going to stir something up incorporating 'methane and weather vanes' but the Robin Williams in this frozen concoction blirts: 'Isn't it rich?'

See? No hell below us! 

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 19, 2017 at 9:21pm

Well, that leaves this fool several thousand behind Wilt Chamberlain, And speaking of scoring, I bet Judge Bigmouth Smalldick never scored 100 points in a basketball game, either.

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