"BATHROOM HUMOR is a Gassssss or Not A Pot to Piss In"!

What's the big deal about finding a man in a Ladies Room or a lady in a Men's Room? 

But enough about me!

First of all; my eyesight is going & that was one excuse.

When I really have to go - I don't care if it's in front of Tiffany's - I've been know to...

...well, it's all in the Affadavid.

I know, I know - that's my lawyer's name!

Who exactly is against women standing at urinals waiting to sit in it - or wash out a few Deplorables - I mean unmentionables!

And, who exactly is against men who can help us if the Tampax machine keeps our dollar & needs a bang or two?

Oh sure, they'll be the lone wolf-budding prevert getting his jollies; but no matter how old we are - we females know how to take care of him...

...lock him in the stall - light a match (just for the panic smell) & pull the Fire Alarm!

Who's reporting all the fuss - the Bathroom Attendants with Code Names like "2 Ply" & "Holy Sh_ _"?

And, how many of these cases are we talking about anyway - Trump Inauguration Crowd Numbers or the number of sex partners I had this week?

Don't answer that!

Okay, I just looked it up - Gallup Poll estimates 150,000 Trans Identity teens in the U.S. - the largest in California, Texas, New York & Florida.

The smallest North Dakota, Vermont & Wyoming.  No problem there; I heard Wyoming only has 1 Bathroom! 

Send your cards & letters to - it'sonlyajoke@pencil trump in the history books

I believe no matter what's in their pants - persons dressed as females are not going to whip out anything to scare little boys & persons dressed as males aren't going to flash their Muffin Tops to scare little girls.

What's the big deal; we already have "Family" Bathrooms that I don't dare enter. 

If I wanted to hear wet crying babies & tethered toddlers begging for Cinnabons; I'd go to a Weight Watchers meeting!

As far as Transgender students having a safe environment when they're doing their business (and it is their business)... G-d made us all; in various shades & flavors - but while he made Adam & Eve & Steve - he also made (please don't call me) Surely!

But, who wants to walk in their shoes - not me!

So whether it's a pair of Florsheim or 4 inch Bruno Maglis - give the gal/pal (don't call me Whatzit) a break!

So for now, guys - if you ever see me racing into your John - get the hell out of the way or watch your shoes!

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Whether it becomes Federal or States Rights - let's hope they rule on the side of compassion.

I'm happy to say - this article can also be found in Humor Times Magazine - but you get better pics.

http://www.humortimes.com/60145/bathroom-humor/

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Comment by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 9:38am

Who knows...maybe Trump will build a Stall Wall!  ha ha

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 2, 2017 at 9:51am

R&L

Comment by koshersalaami on March 2, 2017 at 9:57am

And get the trans community to pay for it?

Comment by Foolish Monkey on March 2, 2017 at 10:16am

I don't get this controversy and I hate this administration for putting kids through such shit.  

Comment by nerd cred on March 2, 2017 at 11:02am

At a big pro-choice rally in DC in the mid-90s my friend and I went into a museum to use the facilities. There were hundreds of people ahead of us in line for the ladies. My friend's 14 year old son came out of the men's and told us it was now empty. We should go there. He'd guard the door. He did. We did. Other women followed. The world didn't end. No one even complained. We left.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 11:38am

Thanks jmac!  Trump has bigger concerns today than who's in the next stall.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 11:44am

Thanks Kosh - I heard he's gonna roll out another new department - something like VOICE - called "Deep Voices" in the Ladies Room!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 11:49am

Thanks for stopping by FoolishMonkey - I think Trump has gone too far at the airport bathrooms - "Show me your PASSPORT & your GENITALS"!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 11:51am

Thanks nerdcred - I agree...no big thing!

Comment by older/exasperated on March 2, 2017 at 12:37pm

The real problem Marilyn is (top secret) that Republican men and the however he got elected President Idiot are afraid women and men may see their small junk....and it may leak out. Oh and when the Idiot elect holds his thumb and 1st finger every time he is talking according to my shrink when he does this it's a reflection of long term masturbation since puberty (considering the size of his hands?) and recent public appearances show that he is also 'jackoffadextrious'. I know you wish you could smoke what I have.........o/e

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