Bananas Facing Extinction Risk from Tropical Disease

Bananas Facing Extinction Risk from Tropical Disease:  Scientists are racing to save the banana from a tropical fungus known as the “Panama Disease,” that is threatening banana crops throughout the world.  

Now I’m no biologist, but I would never have dreamed that it would be a fungus that would wipe out the world’s banana crops.  I would have assumed it would be something more obvious - like “yellow fever.”  Meanwhile, religious leaders are asking people to say a prayer for the bananas this sundae.    

And forget all the nutritional concerns, think about what’s gonna happen to the world’s banana republics - if they can no longer get their hands on any bananas?  Let’s get real folks, what puppet dictator is gonna want to turn his country into a mango and pineapple republic?  I mean - why bother?  It wouldn’t have any appeal.

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Comment by koshersalaami on July 11, 2018 at 7:37pm

Sundae is great

Comment by Johnny Robish on July 11, 2018 at 7:40pm

Thank you Kosher!

Comment by J.P. Hart on July 13, 2018 at 12:03am

...fingers crossed this doesn't spawn a meme about tarantulas...with no place left to hide

& a great big DAY-O back at-cha' Johnny Robish!

Hart

(over-nighting @):

http://www.wisconsinhistoricalmarkers.com/2013/05/32nd-division-mem...

Comment by Johnny Robish on July 13, 2018 at 6:29am

Giant tarantulas no less!

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