Baby Reaches Out From Womb To Grab Doctor's Finger: In a photo that is going viral, a baby reached out of her mother's womb and grabbed her doctor's finger in the midst of a C-section delivery. In related news, the doctor has filed a sexual harassment suit against the baby for unwanted touching.
Mouthwash Kills Bacteria That Causes Cavities: Its being reported that a UCLA microbiologist has developed a mouthwash that appears to completely kill the bacteria in human mouths that cause dental cavities, thereby eliminating much of the work dentists do. In related news, the body of a UCLA microbiologist who developed a mouthwash that appears to completely kill the bacteria in human mouths that cause dental cavities, thereby eliminating much of the work dentists do, has been found in a parking structure outside his office.
Scientists Taking Gray Whale Census: Scientists will soon be visiting California’s Monterey Bay to do a census count on the migration of the Eastern North Pacific gray whale. Angry researchers say they’ve been forced to make the trip because the lazy whales just couldn’t be bothered to take the time to fill-out their damn census forms.