Awakening Supervolcano Threatening Naples Area: Scientists have discovered a “hot zone” feeding the Campi Flegrei supervolcano near Naples in southern Italy, prompting fears it is nearing eruption - threatening catastrophe for the 1.5 million people living in the region. In a series of angry early morning tweets, President Trump warned that an attack on an ally like Italy would be considered an attack on the United States and promised to bomb the volcano into kingdom come if it continued to threaten this beautiful country and home to such great historical figures like Benito Mussolini.
Woman With Two Vaginas Turns Down $1 Million Porn Offer: A 27-year-old British woman who was born with two vaginas, has turned down a $1 million offer from a US adult film production company to star in one of their porn films. Ironically, this is probably the only person alive who could technically be both a prostitute and a virgin at the same time.
Rabbit Sets World Record For Dunking Basketballs: A 5-year-old Holland Lop rabbit, who was trained to dunk basketballs by his caretaker Shai Asor, has just set a Guinness World Record for rabbits with seven dunks in one minute. All I can say is, keep playing basketball like that and the next thing you know, he’ll be getting marriage proposals from the Kardashians.