Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves: Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves. When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, astronomers say the Milky Way is so big that using a ruler or a tape measure just wouldn’t be practical, even if they were somehow able to recruit all the people who've leveled charges against Harvey Weinstein to help with the measuring.
Trump Administration to Promote Rhythm Method and Abstinence: According to a recently leaked memo, the Trump administration plans to slash the budget for family planning and - in its place, begin promoting abstinence and the rhythm method. Which is kind of funny when you consider there’s probably not a single person in the Trump Administration who even has any rhythm. On a positive note, administration officials say vouchers will still be available for those wishing to purchase chastity belts.
Nazi Scientists Had Plans to Use Mosquitoes As Weapons: Newly found records suggest that Nazi scientists at the infamous Dachau concentration camp planned to use offensive biological warfare on Germany's World War II enemies by releasing malaria-carrying mosquitoes from airplanes. The project was abandoned after it became obvious that Germany could never make swastika armbands small enough to fit on the mosquito’s legs.